Digital Mayhem

*Hagurumon resumes floating for a little while longer before hurling a gear at Yaamon.*

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*Hitomi stands up and heads outside Salamon jumping from the counter to the stool then the floor following her out. Outside they see Zarek spit a stream of water in Euryale's face.*

Zarek:<Some forest northeast of LadyDevimon's Castle. And as I've said for the third time now, you'll be lucky to halfway to LadyDevimon's Castl before you keel over.>

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*LadyDevimon fires lasers from her eyes at ExVeemon.*

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*Taiyo licks the tip of Tsune's nose then sits down.*

"You had raspberry on your nose. Speaking of Tae, did he go into that cave to die?"

*He is knocked back, rolling across the room before getting back up and firing an X-Laser at LadyDevimon*

ExVeemon: <Razz, this isn't going to be easy!>

*Razz watches quietly*

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*Allina walks out, Patamon landing on her head mumbling*

Allina: <Can we go find the others yet? I'm getting worried.>

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Hawkmon: <Someone should probably go and get him. Betamon, BlackGabumon, anyone wanna play hide'n'seek?>

*Tsune & Betamon both look super mad.*

"I'm not jealous of Fakey McFakeTits or Tea!"

<And I'm stayin' here!>

*Betamon curls up, closing his eyes.*
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*She dunks his head back in the water, holding him there with no apparent intentions of letting him go.*

"Excellent! We'll head for LadyDevimon's castle & they'll meet us there."

Nate: <This is our first real battle, be careful!>

Yaamon: <Yeah, yeah->

*Yaamon gets hit by the gear without seeing it and falls back.*

Yaamon: <Grrrr, that hurt! Rolling Back!>

*A ball of dark energy comes out of Yaamon's mouth and steadily heads toward Hagurumon.*

*Hagurumon plows through the attack charging at Yaamon.*

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*Zarek hits the barrel like Fonzi hits a jukebox and the barrel promptly dematerializes water splashing everywhere.*

Zarek:<What a waste.>

*Zarek reaches around grabing Euryale's wrist squeezing between the radial and ulnar forcing her to let go. Still holding her wrist, Zarek hooks the spurs on one of his boots around her ankle and trips her spinning her around in the process so she falls on her back with a thud on the boardwalk.*

Zarek:<I try to be friendly. Really I do, but there is just so much one can take from some self-entitled princess with a superiority complex before you just go off the edge.>

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*LadyDevimon brushes the attack off and unleashes a wave of bats that swarm ExVeemon. When the bats clear Veemon is left. LadyDevimon turns to Razz and begins walking towards him heels clicking on the floor as she flexes her claws.*

LadyDevimon:<Ever wonder what your insides look like?>

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*Taiyo shuffles back a ways.*

Yaamon: <Damn!>

*Yaamon also charges forward without hesitation.*

Razz: <...No, have you?>

*He circles around her running and towards the door behind her, tackling it*

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*Allina rides the carriage*

Allina: <LET'S GO FIND THE OTHERS!>

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Hawkmon: <Chilly. I bet someone's mad.>

OOC: Hahahano.

*Having tried this same fucking move already, Euryale merely catches herself on her good hand & kicks up into his chin. She then grabs his neck, smashing his head into a wall. She practically whispers to him in an uncharacteristically cold voice.*

"That was a mistake. One you won't live to repeat. Agu...I found our next enemy."

*Hagurumon barrels into Yaamon.*

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*Hitomi and Salamon climb into the carriage. Rather than two seperate seat it has one large bench seat that warps around almost the entire inside except for where the door is. Everything else is the same.*

Salamon:<Those two are dumb.>

*Zarek slams a boot into Euryale's knee then pushes himself away from the wall his head was smashed into spinning around and smashing his forhead into her nose.*

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*On the other side of the door is a doberman looking digimon barring its teeth growling and ready to pounce. LadyDevimon picks Veemon up by a leg and follows Razz.*

LadyDevimon:<Good boy. If you continue to make me happy you can have one of his fingers.>

A<Umm...I'm just gonna leave this one to you.>

*He leans over to Hitomi.*

A<(Maybe they'll become friends through fighting, or something.)>

"Oh, so you DO have some fight against you? Too bad it's not against hundred-foot-tall monsters!"

*She jabs him in the diaphragm, using his Xiphoid process to lift him into the air.*
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"Shouldn't we--you know--do something?"

Allina: <I'd love to stop them and go look for the others, but watching Euryale kick ass is kinda cool.>

Patamon: <Salamon, darling, shall we frolic across the desert?>

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*Razz spin kicks at the Dobermon's head and rams LadyDevimon, trying to grab Veemon*

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Hawkmon: <...Tsune... can we go find the others yet? I miss Salamon.>

"Doubtful."

Zarek:<You think everything that has happened up until now only started when you all arrived here? Guess I wasn't far off when I said self-entitled princess with a superiority complex.>

*Zarek snaps his fingers and he's enveloped in a bright, yellow light. The light fades and he's in a striped prison jump suit complete with ball and chain and shackles leaving Euryale holding a convict from a 60's prison movie*

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*Dobermon catches Razz's leg in its mouth biting down hard enough to keep him from moving about too much but not enough to do any long lasting damage to the leg. LadyDevimon dangles Veemon above Razz's head giggling*

LadyDevimon:<You just might make a good play thing.>

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"Like what? We don't even know where we are?"

*From where she's sitting Taiyo looks about. In the surrounding trees she can see more powerlines all in a line, not connected by wores or anything. Some even appear to be protruding from the trees and other plants.*

*Tsune looks at Hawkmon.*

"Why?"
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"What the Hell is this?"

<(You know, he's starting to make me want to Digistomp him, too. He keeps saying we're self-entitled & superior, but we were the ones getting thrashed by IceDevimon & MarineDevimon.)>

*He double punches Dobermon in right the middle of eyes and pulls his leg out of its mouth*

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Allina: <Patamon, what the hell are you doing?>

Patamon: <Declaring my love for Salamon.>

Allina: <...She's gonna bite you. Just saying.>

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Hawkmon: <Because I.... am bored. And hungry.>

Zarek:<Additional weight. Add that to the fatigue, drowsiness, and all those other wonderful things that come along with starvation and dehydration and....>

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*LadyDevimon kicks Razz in the face. He blacks out almost instantly waking up alone in a dank, dirty cell. The bars are completely ass-random, some being wavy, some being angeled, both horizontal and vertical. Across from his cell he can see into the dimly lit hallway where he sees a hollowed out hole in the wall being used as a shelf where his digivice is.*

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"There's a raspberry bush right there..."

*Taiyo points at the raspberry bush.*

"Fuck you!"

*Euryale maintains her grip, ignoring the cracking in her shoulder.*
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"But we probably should be getting back, all the same."

*She pulls out her Digivice.*

"Why doesn't this stupid thing have, like, a teleporter, or something?"

*He spin kicks at the bars before sitting against a wall waiting for goddamn everyone to come and save him, the sequel. He takes his digivice out of his pocket*

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Hawkmon: <Food!>

*Hawkmon flies to the bush and starts devouring raspberries*

*A link in the chain is sucked up into the bracelet, moving the weight up.*

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*A Gazimon approaches the cell*

Gazimon:<Quiet, you!>

*The Gazimon strolls off. Veemon is in his own cell with the same hodgepodge of bars. Outside he can see the rough stone walls and a Gazimon walk by. He can hear the sound of Razz hit the bars echo through the hallway.*

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"That wouldn't help since we don't even know where we are."

*She brings her knees to her chest wrapping her arms around them and looks around.*

"(We could still be where Dagomon lived.)"

BlackGabumon:<Shouldn't someone check on Tae?>

"I will!"

*Taiyo spins around and scampers off towards the cave running like a dog (arms out front, legs straight ect)*

T"...Well, that was just wrong."
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OOC: That wouldn't even do anything.

<Screw this.>

*Black Agumon Digivolves, tail-slapping Zarek through a wall.*

<You're acting like a child. You show up late to anything important, chastize us, evade conversation, shuttle us around like cattle, then play "you started it" whenever someone (Euryale) complains about it (with violence). If you really want Euryale to be friendly & stop beating you up, then stop asking for it.>

Allina: <What the--they're gonna kill'im!>

*Patamon digivolves to Piddomon and lands in between BlackGreymon and Zarek*

Piddomon: <BlackGreymon, what are you doing?>

Allina: <Euryale, the guy's an ass, but you could at least let him take us to LadyDevimon or the others before torturing him to death. Please?>

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Veemon: <Razz?>

Razz: <...Yeah.>

Veemon: <Should I try to break the bars?>

Razz: <No... Hey, Gazimon. Did you hear? LadyDevimon said she'd be absorbing all of her servants to digivolve to a Mega stage.>

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*Tae is still sleeping near the spring. Hawkmon sits down next to Tsune*

Hawkmon: <Ya know, you and Hitomi should talk more.>

*Yaamon bounces back to Nate's feet."

Yaamon: <Lemme at 'em...>

Nate: <...We have to get out of here, you can't fight this thing.>

*Nate picks up Yaamon and starts running in the opposite direction.*

*Hagurumon gives chase hurling gears past the two.*

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*Zarek coughs up a puff of dust.*

Zarek:<If I were to act like a child I'd react violently and throw a hissy fit whenever I'm not told everything. Do you believe I know everything because I don't. What I tell you, I had to find out myself.>

*Leomon and Revolmon step outside the saloon and stand by the door making no indication that they're going to do anything.*

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Gazimon:<Quiet!>

*Two Dobermon one much larger than the other and carrying a ring of keys walk past their cells and sit in front of the "shelf" where Razz's digivice it. The large one carrying the keys puts them on the shelf.*

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*Taiyo stumbles and falls when she enters the cave*

"Owie..."

*Taiyo crawls over to Tae and stares at him. Face, arms, and stomach smeared with dirt.*

"Tae. Taeeee. Your sexy librarian is waiting for yooooou."

Veemon: <Okay, I'm going for it!>

*He rams the bars. Razz kicks at them*

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Allina: <C'mon, Euryale. Pleeeaaaaase?>

Piddomon: <BlackGreymon.>

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*Tae slowly opens his eyes and groans, rolling aside into the pond and emerging seconds later*

Tae: <Holy--Taiyo!? What's with all the mud?>

*He crawls out of the pond*

BlackGreymon<You see, this is what I'm talking about. Quit blaming Euryale for everything. If memory serves, she didn't pull a gun on you. If you can't take stock of your own actions, then learn not to run your mouth. It only gets you into trouble.>

*Black Greymon de-Digivolves, turning to Piddomon.*

A<Sorry, but I had to break that up before Euryale got hurt.>

"Right. Before we go, could someone pop my shoulder back into place?"
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"I'd rather not, if you don't altogether mind."

*Claus and Gigimon are going down some street crawling with Chinese owned business and the such because if there's one thing Ontario has besides smog it is Chinese.*

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*Zarek's outfit changes to that of a stagecoach driver, with the mostly black everything. Revolmon walks over to Zarek and hands him a brown paper bag before going back inside the saloon. Zarek snaps a pocket watch shut.*

Zarek:<And with this dance number, we're behind schedule.>

*Zarek walks past BlackAgumon sitting the paper bag on his head and climbs into the drivers seat of the carriage. On the paperbag are the word Euryale & BlackAgumon in black sharpie.*

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*The large Dobermon barks and snarls at Razz the sound travelling through the hallway long after it stopped.*

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"I fell on the way in and you splashed me."