Digital Mayhem

*Tae wanders into the cave*

Tae: <Hitomi..?>

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Allina: <Ouch! Wait. What!? ...Does this mean I'm 20 now? I don't wanna be old!>

OOC: U c wut i did thar?

OOC: Be profoundly unclever? Yes.

"Yes, if you could please explain, or else I'll have to sick my untrained Digidestined on you."

Zarek:<Three and a half years have passed here, but in your world probably somewhere in the neighborhood of two days have passed. Much like every other problem, the distorted flow of time is Millenniummon's fault.>

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*Hitomi looks in Tae's direction blinking a few times before wiping her face on her sleeve. Or what's left of it.*

"Yes?"

*Salamon nudges Hitomi who takes her glasses and puts them back on.*

E"That's literally impossible."

T"And I don't see the point in all of this."

Allina: <Can I bite him?>

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Tae: <You know... You don't talk much, and that's fine, I know that's just the way you are.. but you could open yourself to your friends more sometimes. I can't even tell for sure if you're telling the truth when you say you're all right. Because you don't seem to be.>

*He sits down next to them by the pond and takes his miniature airplane out his pocket, staring at it on his palm*

Zarek:<You're in a world where dinosaurs roam freely and power poles grow like trees. Who are you to say what is and isn't possible?>

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"What makes you think I'm not all right?"

"There's no way I could have drank 1 juice box & NOTHING ELSE for a whole year!"

Tae: <Because well... LadyDevimon really hurt you and you must be scared or... I don't know. Call me crazy, but I have a feeling you're hiding something.>

Zarek:<Three and a half years passed here according to the calandar while in reality it could be less. Considering no one has died, but come close I'm going to assume it's been less than the amount I said.>

*The area begins to grow darker and cicadas begin chirping and buzzing. The sky above is still the dark and dreary sight it's been since they arrived, but the grove shows signs that nighttime is coming.*

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"I don't want to ruin what good time the others are having by making them worry. Like what you're doing right now."

"You still haven't told us where Millennimmon is."

Tae: <Well, I'm sorry then.>

*He walks out and stares at Allina*

Tae: <What are you doing.>

*She just snarls at him, barking twice*

Tae: <...Okay.>

Zarek:<That's because I don't know where it's hiding.>

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"...Sorry."

[I've never apologized to anyone before... I've never had a reason to...]

*Salamon nudges her arm. Hitomi looks at Salamon, petting her.*

"I didn't mean to push him away..."

*Tae sighs and glances at the cave. Hawkmon walks up to him*

Hawkmon: <I miss your bag. And your cookies.>

Tae: <Tell me about it. Hey, we've defeated IceDevimon, MarineDevimon, Dagomon and LadyDevimon.>

Hawkmon: <We've come a long way together! Now we defeat Millenniummon!>

Tae: <...But we've done so much already. What if we fail and die? Maybe we could settle for defeating his minions.>

Hawkmon: <...Tae, what will that have been worth if we don't finish what we started?>

Tae: <Yeah, yeah.. I guess you're right.>

*Tae chuckles as Patamon walks up to them as well. Allina just stares at him from afar, tilting her head all dog-like*

Patamon: <Where's my Sally?>

Tae: <Who?>

Hawkmon: <Salamon.>

E"Well, find him!"

Zarek:<That's not as easy as you'd like to think it is.>

*Zarek snaps his fingers and disappears in a cloud of smoke which doves fly out of. Taiyo leans back and flops on the ground yawning.*

Taiyo:<Is it bedtime yet?>

*Allina bites at her leg again*

Tae: <Allina!>

*She widens her eyes and stares at him. He holds his digivice out towards her*

Tae: <Digimental Up!>

E"I had no idea he was gay."

*She yanks back on the leash.*

E"Bad!"

*Taiyo hisses at Allina all cat-like before getting up and wandering into the cave, BlackGabumon following.*

Taiyo:<Sleepy. Maybe the sexy librarian will tell me a bedtime story.>

*In the cave, she finds Hitomi already asleep still by the pool. Taiyo flicks the light off and curls up in the cave, BlackGabumon sitting beside her till' he falls asleep.*

Tae: <...Yorimail. Hey!>

Hawkmon: <Imma go inside.>

Patamon: <Imma dance all night!>

Tae: <Oh boy. Ehrigale. Tsune. Are you guys coming inside?>

*Euryale takes off the collar, tucking it inside her armor. She walks inside after Tsune.*

~Timeskip~

*Somehow everyone is back outside the cave in whatever position they were in when they were sleeping. Taiyo is cuddling Euryale, a hand up her shirt resting on her stomach. A rooster crows waking everyone up.*

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*Razz is somehow back in the stream, a rainbow colored dorado nudging his face trying to get by. Sitting on the rock under the tree is an old dial tv.*

Dorado:<Hey asshole, move!>

*Tae's sitting against a rock, sleeping, Hawkmon sleeping in his lap. Allina is hugging Patamon with her right hand and holding her neck with her left one, sometimes snarling in her sleep. They all wake up and yawn, Allina a lot more loudly than the others.*

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Razz: <Wh---Is this a fish?>

Veemon: <...I don't know.>

*Razz punches the dorado and walks up to the tv, turning it on*

*Euryale has the collar in a vice grip in both of her hands. Somehow, Tsune is hanging in a v on a tree branch. Betamon & Agumon are curled up behind Euryale.*

*Taiyo groans and opens her eyes, but doesn't bother getting up because cuddling an Amazon Goddess is more important than hero stuff.*

Taiyo:<Mmmm... soft...>

*Taiyo begins to slowly rub Euryale stomach. Hitomi sits up rubbing her eyes and blinking a few times before putting her glasses on seeing everyone's outside, she nudges Salamon awake.*

Salamon:<How'd we get outside?>

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*All he sees is static followed by a different rainforest sound when he changes the channel. Disturbingly enough one of those sounds is a logging operation.*

Tae: <Are we gonna start looking for Millenniummon next?>

Hawkmon: <I guess. Where, though?>

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*He just stares at it like he's condering kicking it next*