Digital Mayhem

*Hawkmon hurls her feather at the one attacking Salamon. Tae gets up and kicks at it, slightly blushing.*

Tae: <O-Oh, sorry!>

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*MagnaAngemon opens a holy gate that starts sucking Flymon in. AeroVeedramon rams its claws into Dinobeemon's back, Flymon & all.*

*Salamon jumps back and attacks with a Puppy Howling, Hawkmon's feather downs it. The other Tsukaimon swoops at Tsune and slaps her with its ears.*

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*Tsukaimon bites Euryale's foot and doesn't let go. BlackGabumon scratches it.*

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*Flymon is sucked into the gate. The remaining Flymon bites AeroVeedramon's arm with no intention of letting go. Dinobeemon digs its claws into AeroVeedramon's neck and stares with its cold, insect eyes.*

*Hawkmon tackes the Tsukaimon.*

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*MagnaAngemon hovers down behind Dinobeemon, stabbing at its neck. AeroVeedramon fires an energy beam right into its head.*

T"Ow! You bitch!"

*She tackles it & starts chewing on its head.*
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E"Perfect."

*Euryale grins & grabs it where it's on her foot, squeezing its throat with 1 hand & punching it in the face with the other.*

*Tsukaimon tackles Hawkmon. Salamon hits it with another Puppy Howling. The Tsukaimon Tsune is chewing on spits a cloud of gas in her face.*

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*Tsukaimon lets go and spits gas at Euryale. BlackGabumon claws it again.*

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*The Flymon stuck to AeroVeedramon dissolves into data. Dinobeemon absorbs the data, its wounds healed and lets go of AeroVeedramon. Dinobeemon takes off leaving an after image of itself. Followed by several images of itself, Dinobeemon slashes the shit out of AeroVeedramon specifically targetting his wings.*

*Hawkmon's thrown into Tae's arms. She flies right away from him and pecks Tsukaimon.*

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*AeroVeedramon groans, holding his arms in front of his face. MagnaAngemon rockets into Dinobeemon, slashing at its head. Razz and Allina fall off AeroVeedramon's back, Razz holding on to his tail with one hand and grabbing Allina's with the other.*

Allina: <Ahhh!>

*Euryale lifts it above her head & smashes it into the ground repeatedly.*
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*Tsune growls, chewing its ear off.*

*The Tsukaimon eventually slumps over and dissolves into data. Tsune begins to feel nauseous from the gas. Salamon bites the Tsukaimon and drags it away from Tsune standing on it to pin it.*

Salamon:<If you're gonna die, do it in the backyard.>

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*Tsukaimon spits more gas in Euryale's face, till' she starts feeling sick.*

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*Dinobeemon backs off and begins buzzing. It's an irritating buzz that forces them to cover their ears.*

*Hawkmon absorbs some of the data and claws the second Tsukaimon across the side.*

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*They can't really cover their ears, considering their current situation, so they just groan. MagnaAngemon shouts louder than the buzz and darts down, slashing at Dinobeemon.*

*How it's accomplishing this is anyone's guess, so Euryale keeps smashing its face in.*
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T"Why? This isn't your house."

Salamon:<You want to be the target of Euryale's sisters anger?>

*Salamon begins bitting the pinned Tsukaimon.*

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*Considering she's picking it up each time she smashes it on the ground, it's no mystery. Taiyo's digivice glows and she scampers back under the bed the get it and points it at BlackGabumon. Nothing happens till' when waving it around a light shoots out at Tsukaimon hitting it. The light retracts extracing a black ghosty looking thing that shrinks until it disappears with a popping noise.*

Tsukaimon:<You're welcome to stop doing that anytime, you know?>

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*Dinobeemon resumes its Irritant Buzz and darts towards MagnaAngemon leaving an afterimage in its place. From behind, it begins tearing at MagnaAngemon's wings.*

*Hawkmon continues clawing it.*

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*AeroVeedramon shoots an energy beam at it. MagnaAngemon turns around and raises his shield while slashing at Dinobeemon.*

OOC: Except the part where that wouldn't result in exposure.

*She smashes it onto the ground one final time.*

"That's for biting me, you whore!"
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"...Good point."

OOC: Prove it.

Tsukaimon:<Ow! What is this place and where am I?>

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*Tsukaimon explodes into data*

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*Dinobeemon explodes into data. By now their wings have been damaged to the point that it's a huge strain to remain airborne.*

OOC: Uhh...let's see...I'm being smashed into the ground repeatedly. Assuming I'm somehow completely immune to this, & therefore am not at all disorientated or having trouble breathing, then I still have the problem where I'm only at the person's face for about half a second in between each arm movement. Now, assuming I'm not pointed away, this person probably has the sense to not breathe in during this time. In fact, they're most likely inhaling before dropping me & exhaling when I'm on the ground. And this is why you making even the weakest Digimon miles above humans is retarded DBZ shit. This will suffice as my post for this round.

*MagnaAngemon helps them climb back onto AeroVeedramon and they share the data before landing down in some empty parking lot and degenerating to Rookie.*

Allina: <We'll never find the others at this rate!>

*The data blows away in the wind. Hitomi holds Tae's plane in front of him.*

"You... you dropped this last night."

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Tsukaimon:<Is someone going to answer me?>

Taiyo:<You're in London.>

Tsukaimon:<London? What or where is that?>

*Tae blushes and sticks his hand in his right pocket.*

Tae: <I didn't even notice I didn't have it, I had completely forgotten!>

*He takes the plane and smiles.*

Tae: <T-Thank you very much!>

"On Earth. And fix my damn window!"

"You're... welcome."

*Salamon stares at the two.*

Salamon:[They're so awkward.]

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Tsukaimon:<This won't do at all. First I'm in Millenniummon's castle and a whole heap of us are being sent through portals and next thing I know I'm being manhandled by some human.>

Taiyo:<There's more of you?>

Tsukai:<I don't know if we're all in this particular place, but yes, your world is being invaded. You wouldn't happen to have a computer, would you?>

Taiyo:<I'll never get that shower, will I? Euryale, can I borrow a shirt?>

"They wouldn't fit you. And don't call me 'some human.' That's 'Ms. Rakshashi' to you, bub."
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"Now...back to important business...."

*She points at Salamon.*

"Bite her, Betamon!"

*Hawkmon glares at Betamon and flies in front of Salamon, Tae still just staring at Hitomi smiling awkwardly.*

Hawkmon: <Come at me!>

*Salamon stares at Hawkmon and Tsune like they're both being incredibly stupid.*

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Taiyo:<It doesn't have to fit, but...>

*She scurries out from under the bed and wraps her around Euryale pressing her chest against Euryale's back*

Taiyo:<If you want me to wander around London in just jeans and a bra I will.>

Tsukaimon:<Okay... Now about that computer? I kinda want to go home. Providing I still have one.>

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"I wouldn't. It's cold out. And you aren't going anywhere until you fix my damn window!"

*Medusa opens the door, glaring at all of them, especially Tsukaimon.*

<What's this I hear about a broken window?!>
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B<Can all of you stop being morons for about 12 seconds? Please?>

*Tae walks to the gate and waits outside with Hawkmon, glaring at Medusa.*