A Thread for That Which is Punny

11:37 QueenofHearts he says shit, goalposts shift, has a flexible relationship with the words that come out of his mouth
11:37 Mira-Nexus Some of the sharpest blades money can buy
11:37 Lithp Heisenberg's Opinion.
11:38 Lithp It's different depending on who looks at it.
11:38 Mira-Nexus Just don't leave them anywhere a cat can step on them...
11:38 Lithp The cat's dead.
11:38 Lithp I found it in a box.
11:38 Mira-Nexus Seriously?
11:38 Lithp Maybe.
11:38 Mira-Nexus So no
11:39 Lithp I am uncertain about these jokes.
11:39 Mira-Nexus You're like the boy who cried Lithp
11:39 Lithp Observation won't tell me whether or not they're better than eye puns.
11:40 Lithp Iris you wouldn't use my name to replace random words.
11:40 Lithp It's so unsightly.
11:40 Lithp And very cornea you.
11:40 Mira-Nexus Oh, also, most good blades are coated in a non-corroding metal
11:40 Mira-Nexus But you should still dry them after use
11:40 Lithp Can you lens me yours, so that I can try it out?

00:46 DrKilljoy guyssss there is room for 1 more person in my CoC game
00:46 DrKilljoy join before you miss your chance
00:47 Mira Can I make a super racist character that throws around the n-word like it's going out of style?
00:47 Mira in true lovecraftian style
00:47 Mira Sam would probably slap me if I did that
00:48 Lithp I don't want to play with your Coc.
00:49 Lithp Heh. There was a Cthulhu Mythos RP on the board once & I wouldn't call it anything other than "COCK!"
00:50 Mira You are a symbol of maturity, Lithp
00:50 Lithp Is it so wrong to want to have an excuse to yell "cock" at people on the internet?
00:51 Lithp Harley has a superhero thing that I refer to only as "Superdickery."
00:51 Lithp It's kind of surprising when I actually use the proper name for something.

[2:28:10 AM] Astarte C: And bestiality is nothing like homosexuality.
[2:29:21 AM] Advent Snail: Is it bad that I read the title in Professor Quirrell's voice?

Nope.
[2:29:29 AM] Advent Snail: Yes, that too.
[2:29:54 AM] Advent Snail: I thought I kind of implied that, but I guess an animal can technically do you back.
[2:30:40 AM] Advent Snail: Like that guy & the horse.
[2:32:44 AM] Advent Snail: I hear the horse was a real killer in the sack.
[2:33:02 AM] Advent Snail: By which I mean that the guy died from injuries related to a horse fucking him up the butt.
[2:33:47 AM] Advent Snail: But you want to know what the worst, most disgusting part is?
[2:33:53 AM] Advent Snail: The horse didn't call him the next day.
[2:35:09 AM] Astarte C: Can we not talk about Mr. Hands?
[2:35:46 AM] Advent Snail: Aw, c'mon, I was just horsin' around.
[2:36:17 AM] Astarte C: Oh dear.

The set up on that one was glorious.