Digital Mayhem

T"Shouldn't we find Captain Stupid & General Autism first?"

"We should play dress-up."

BlackGabumon:<Or go through the portal.>

"Or go through the portal while playing dress-up."

BlackGabumon:<Sure?>

"Then let's go!"

*Latching on to Euryale's arm, she immediatly heads towards the portal.*

T"Are you ignoring me?"

"No, but I'm already holding on to Euryale and you're all the way over there."

BlackGabumon:<It's possible they're already back in the Digital World.>

T"Whatever."

*She follows them, MegaSeadramon slithering weakly afterwards.*

*They're spat out on to the same beach as everyone else and for some reason MegaSeadramon was reverted back to Betamon.*

Zarek:<Glad you could join us. Now we can get this palaver underway.>

*Euryale Biomerge Digivolves to Black War Greymon, grabbing him by the neck.*

Zarek<I see you're still my number one fan.>

*She then stabs him in the gut.*

Zarek<Well, that was hardly appropriate behavior.>

*Zarek's head violently explodes from his body, which Black War Greymon drops, as it catches on fire, & disintegrates into data. Black War Greymon then flies off into outer space.*
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*Euryale had been humming an upbeat tune with her eyes closed ever since Zarek opened his mouth.*

T"What are you so happy about?"

E"Shhh, you'll ruin my daydream."

OOC: Not important or interesting, but the New York Duo defeated thirt-four enemies and the London Quintuple(?) defeated thirty-nine enemies. These numbers don't include the Digimon that Digivolved to Mega.7

"Euryale, you're scaring me."

*In an attempt to combat the fear being induced by her, Taiyo proceeds to lick Euryale's neck. It's quite possible that she's doing it just because and it actually has nothing to do with fear.*

Zarek:<Riiight. Now as I told the first two who arrived, I've theorized that your six month trip was just a handy way to get you all out of the way for awhile. Not that I'm sure it wasn't beneficial to any of you as I'm sure you had plenty of time to do some self-discovery or get lost in introspection.>

Tae: <Euryale is here. And Taiyo. And... her.>

Allina: <Uh?>

*Allina opens her eyes and gets up, dusting sand off of her two piece.*

Allina: <Euryale is here! Razz, Razz, Euryale is here!>

Razz: <Okay.>

Tae: <Guys, guess what? I managed to Biomerge digivolve straight from Champion.>

Allina: <Razz Biomerge digivolved too back in New York. Does this mean I'm the only one who still can't?>

OOC: Except not as I stated that Dinorexmon ripped Silphymon in two and tossed the two rookies aside. In short, Tae is not special. He is the same decaying organic matter as everyone else.

OOC: He gets to be happy.

B<No...I haven't been able to, either.>

*He slumps a little.*

E"Looks like the Tour Of Self-Discovery isn't over yet."

OOC: Evidently not. As I will not stop till' he's as miserable as Tsune. Shouldn't be too hard.

*Taiyo stops licking Euryale's neck and just stands (or sits, I don't know) there hanging on to her arm.*

Zarek:<That's okay, you have plenty of time to figure yourselves out or whatever. Back to my original topic, if the six who recently joined us would take a look around they can bask in the newly decorated Digital World. You'll notice you can no longer see File Island across the way, there's palm trees, and Server Continent is now a collection of small islands. Also my bungalo was burned down.>

"Does that mean Persiamon's..."

Zarek:<I do not know.>

T"What do you expect us to do about it?"

*He looks at both Betamon & Salamon.*

Zarek:<Have a great deal of difficulty when it comes to defeating MetalSeadramon and its minions. You're at something of a disadvantage when it comes to aquatic battle. As am I.>

*He holds up his hands showing his left one is missing the pink and index finger while his right hand is missing the ring and middle finger.*

Zarek:<And that's just my hands. Technically I'm the third Zarek.>

B<I'm a giant sea serpent, you damn fool, I can fight underwater.>

Zarek:<Yes, yes, real happy for you. What sets you and MetalSeadramon apart aside from the prefix is level, flight capabilities, amount of Chrome Digizoid covering your body, and you didn't burn down my bungalo.>

*He stands up from his chair which sinks into the sand.*

Zarek:<Now as we've spent too much time out in the open as demonstrated by Allina who in a rare double whammy has also demonstrated that blonds should not wear yellow. But before I make my leave, Euryale would you be so kind as to step forward?>

B<I can Digivolve to MetalSeadramon! You can't prove that I can't!>

E"No. You're gonna spit in my hair, or something. I just know you will."

Zarek:<While I do have plenty of motive I am a pacifist by nature. Also I'm pretty sure I am incapable of producing saliva. You can even bring Taiyo on up as I'm sure she's an almost permanent fixture to your arm.>

*She walks up.*

"(If you spit in my hair...snap your neck like a q-tip...you'll regret being male....)"

*He takes a step back then takes a deep breath. Out of nowhere he throws his arms into the air.*

Zarek:<Fire!>

*He swings his arms to the left while shouting "Water!" followed by swinging his arms to the right while shouting "Earth!" He concludes the dance routine by lowering his arms and shouting "Air!"*

Zarek:<Make this inferior armor worth a damn!>

*Euryale's armor falls off in pieces and sinks into the sand while Salamon sits up looking annoyed.*

Salamon:<Was that ritual necessary?>

Zarek:<Not at all.>

*Various parts of Euryale's body begin to glow and metallic blue bracers appear on her calves and thighs. Moving up her body a skirt of silver plates appear attatched to a gold chestplate. On her arms a set of metallic black bracers appear on her forearms and a set of metallic red bracers appear on her biceps.*

Zarek:<And there you go.>

"The color scheme's awful."

Zarek:<Not my fault.>

"I'm going to give you 10 seconds to explain to me why I shouldn't beat you to a bloody pulp for whatever it was you just did. Starting...now."

Zarek:<Well, starting from the bottom you got Blue Chrome Digizoid bracers which drastically increase speed. Has the opposite affect in water and is extremely rare. Destroy those and they're to be replaced with lead weights. The skirt is just regular run of the mill Chrome Digizoid which has no special properties other than defense. The chestplate is Gold Chrome Digizoid which absorbs energy till' it gets all glowy rendering the wearer temporarily invinsible.>

"None of this explains why she looks like she's wearing a bowl of metal Fruit Loops."

Zarek:<I'm aware of that. The Black Chrome Digizoid bracers contain data than when accessed can be made into a variety of melee weapons. And last, but not least the Red Chrome Digizoid bracers offer enhanced physical strength.>

"You couldn't have given her a Blue Watchamacallit Chainmail Bikini?"

Zarek:<No.>

Allina: <Holy crap, that's colorful.>

Tae: <I think it's cool.>

Hawkmon&Allina: <No, you don't.>

*Razz just kind of narrows his eyes trying to figure out whether he should feel jealous or fucking blessed he doesn't have to wear something like that.*

Allina: <At least now we'll have a really hard time getting lost.>

Tae: <From Euryale.>

Patamon: <What does Mighty Rainbow Armor have to do with fighting underwater again?>

Zarek:<As stated the blue bracers have the reverse effect when it comes to water, but there's a good chance there'll be a few battles that are above water. Also I said Dark Masters as in more than one. Four to be exact.>

"So Euryale gets new armor and I got a new shirt."

*She lets go of Euryale long enough to pick up the shirt stolen from the warehouse, shakes the sand off of it and puts it on. Then returns to Euryale's arm.*

Zarek:<Sure.>