Digital Mayhem

*Euryale grinds her teeth whenever someone says something about Fruit Loops or such.*

T"We could paint it, I guess?"

Patamon: <The chestplate will look mighty weird glowing through paint.>

*Tae walks over to Euryale.*

Tae: <(Don't feel bad, I think it's cool.)>

Hawkmon: <Liar!>

Tae: <I'm going to kill you.>

Razz [So the one with the weird armor is Euryale. And... I don't know her name, or her name, but I know those are Tae and Hitomi. Hitomi... might be the only like who isn't annoying.]

*He looks from Euryale to Taiyo, Tsune, Tae and then Hitomi.*

Zarek:<While you talk that over, I'm going for a stroll.>

*He walks out to sea dragging the Berserk Sword behind him.*

"Ummm... What do we do now?"

E"I don't know, as usual, he didn't have anything useful to tell us."

T"He gave you new armor."

E"And it makes me look like a tube of jelly rings."

OOC: Oh, Razz, your naivity is adorable.

"And it's supposed to do special things... Well, I suppose we could play with Tsuney for awhile. Won't that be fun?"

*Tae widens his eyes and nods slightly when Euryale says the armor makes her look like a tube of jelly rings. He then steps back.*

Tae: <Hey, you said it. I tried.>

Hawkmon: <And failed miserably.>

Tae: <I get points for trying.>

Hawkmon: <A loser's excuse.>

Allina: <Let's build a Digimon pyramid.>

OOC: Hey, he hasn't interacted much with them yet.

E"Could be fun."

T"You stay away from me!"

E"Eh, she has a point. We could really use a second chewtoy."

Allina: <TAKE HITOMI!>

*Allina dives behind Razz & Veemon and stays there.*

Patamon: <Nice.>

*Tae, Razz and their respective partners just stare at them all like "what."*

"No, I like Tsuney. Allina could be a second choice, but she kind of looks like a canary."

*From behind them comes scuttling two boxblocks known as Ebidramon who each let out a roar.*

Allina: <I like my bikini! And there's no way in he--Stop interrupting me, what the hell is wrong with you evil dudes?!>

*Hawkmon digivolves to Aquilamon, Patamon and Veemon digivolve to Champion and then warp digivolve to MagnaAngemon and AeroVeedramon, respectively.*

E"I don't think Allina could work unless we gagged her. I'm not that attracted to Hitomi, either."

B<Now's my chance! Die, lobster scum!>

T"Betamon, no!"

*Before she can grab him, Betamon lunges at the Ebidramon, blasting it with water.*

*One Ebidramon growls and swats him away. They both growl at the three flying Digimon which turns to four when Angewomon joins them.*

"I guess that means our only choice is Tsuney. Unless you want to have some alone time."

BlackGabumon:<Evil Digimon...?>

"Huh? Oh, right. Let's try out that thingy we got."

*She points her Digivice at BlackGabumon while saying "Digimental Up!"*

BlackGabumon:<BlackGabumon Armor Digivolve too...! Stegomon!>

*Stegomon steps forward towards the Ebidramon and lowers his head.*

Stegomon:<Shell Needle Rain!>

*Spikes fire off of Stegomon's back, hammering the approaching Ebidramon.*

*The three Digimon all attack the same Ebidramon Stegomon attacked. Aquilamon with a stream of laser rings, AeroVeedramon with a flurry of wind blades and MagnaAngemon with an energy beam.*

*The Ebidramon is destroyed in no time at all. The remaining one races towards Stegomon snapping its claws.*

Stegomon:<Guillotine Wheel!>

*Stegomon curls up into a ball and spins towards Ebidramon like a saw blade plowing it it. He stops and unrolls himself before he ends up too close to the shore. Ebidramon snaps a claw at him, but Angewomon fires an arrow pinning it to the ground.*

*MagnaAngemon rams his Excalibur into its head. Aquilamon absorbs the first one's data.*

*It also dissolves into data in no time. Stegomon returns to Taiyo who reverts back to BlackGabumon. Angewomon lands beside Hitomi and degenerates.*

"That was so cool!"

BlackGabumon:<We should probably go somewhere else.>

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~Elsewhere!~

???:<AHHHHHH! I should've never listened to Piedmon.>

???2:<But Captain MetalSeadramon, Piedmon said not to defeat them right away. He wanted to know the ex->

MetalSeadramon:<Piedmon forgets whose domain this is. MarineDevimon failed and now I'm the one who has to make up for his inability to control the Net Ocean long enough for Lord Millenniummon to return. I will see they are destroyed properly.>

???:<Captain MetalSeadramon!>

B<I still couldn't Digivolve! Why am I so useless?!>

A<Why do I keep hearing that monologue?>

T"Why won't you 2 leave me ALONE?"

E"Why does the Digital World hate me?"

*She's still staring forlornly at her armor.*

BlackGabumon:<Shouldn't...>

*BlackGabumon sighs and sits down staring out at the sea dejectedly.*

[I hope they all die.]

*Hitomi & Salamon walk over to Tae, Hitomi tugs on his sleeve.*

*He sits down besides Black Gabumon.*

A<Don't worry about them. Humans seem to get caught up in drama real easily. Also some Digimon.>

*He points at Salamon.*

E"I'm still not sure how we're supposed to get to MetalSeadramon, let alone fight him."

"Maybe it'll come to us."

BlackGabumon:<Right. Sure.>

*He gets up & pinches his cheeks.*

<Who's mad?>

*He swats his hands away.*

BlackGabumon:<I'm not mad.>

OOC: Because dejected the root word for dejectedly means dishearted. Which is a fancy word for sad.

*Tae smiles to Hitomi.*

Allina: <You haven't said hi.>

Razz: <I don't intend to.>

Allina: <Tae, Hitomi, c'mere please!>

*Tae looks at Hitomi and shrugs.*

*She just stands there letting go of his sleeve as her original intention of getting off the island has been apparently thwarted.*

Tae: <What is it?>

Allina: <Just come here!>

Tae: <Maybe later.>

*He turns around to face Aquilamon, then looks at Hitomi.*

Tae: <Maybe we should take a look around the area.>