That Exit Called Paradise (RP Topic)

*Tommy moans and tries to get to his feet, but can't.*

Tommy: <Alright, alright, you win.>

*She hops down and grabs him by the back of his shirt, swinging him up on his feet. She grabs his arm and puts it back in place, which is equally painful to displacing it.*

Ella: <So, are you gonna say you're sorry?>

Derek: <GAH! OKAY, I'M FUCKIN' SORRY!>

*He bites his lip so hard it begins to bleed.*

Ella: <Yay! So, wanna play houses?>

Tommy: <No thanks, I wanna get to a doctor!>

*He gets up and runs.*

Ella: <Well, I don't even like you anyway!>

*She wanders out of the giant crater, which I have decided to be at the center of a patch of woods next to Santa Destroy, and crosses the woods into the city, wandering around aimlessly with Mr.Fluffles in her arms.*

*Tommy, after stopping by to gaze at his fridge for a few moments, was perfectly fine again. He saw a shady lookin' guy on top of a rooftop, so he scaled it and sat next to the fellow.*

Tommy: <Hiya.>

*Nero looks over at the guy and then looks back at the sky.*

Nero: <Hey there. Are you ready?>

Tommy: <Yup. Don't forget, this is just a sparring match according to the rules. I'm not close enough in rank for this to be an official match.>

*He stands up and draws his beam katana.*

*Nero gets up in confusion.*

Nero: <Uhhh... I was referring to that little thing called "chillin'" but what the fuck ever, I'm up for a fight! Ha ha!>

*Nero's guitar remains strapped to his back, and he stands with his arms crossed.*

Nero: <Come at me. I'll give ya the first strike.>

Tommy: <Cool!>

*He begins charging towards Nero, and attempts a stab at him.*

*The ground around Nero rose and ground ripped straight from the roof blocked him from the sword's impact, Nero still standing still through it all.*

Nero: <Come on, pick up the pace! My heart rate is rising, do something FASCINATING!!>

*Nero raises one hand from his cross arms position and the rocks blocking the sword propel forward at his opponent.*

Tommy: <You got it, bro!>

*He stops the rocks with his telekinesis and sends them back at Nero, then slashes down at his legs.*

*With one hand, Nero forces the rocks to slam to the ground, shattering into smaller rocks, and then with his free hand, pulls the guitar from his back and blocks with it, a shield deploying from it so as not to damage it.*

Nero: <You aren't trying hard enough yet! Do something BETTER, weakling!>

*A blade opens up at the tip of his guitar. He pushes the man away from him, and then dashes at him with the blade, aiming for his throat with it.*

Tommy: <Ask, and ye shall receive!>

*He pushes against the guitar as he slides around Nero, then proceeds to slash him.*

*Nero feels the pain of the slash and falls backwards a bit before landing firmly on his feet a few feet away from his opponent. He takes the blood with his hand and licks it. A malicious grin spreads across his face.*

Nero: <Tastes sooooooo fucking good.>

*Nero quickly shrugs off the slash, it seemed to do little to him, and jumped into the air. As he did this, rocks lifted up from the ground all over the place and shot at the man. As the rocks speed at him, Nero reached for his guitar again, the blade retracted, and he pointed it at the rocks heading for the man. Soon, bullets shot out like a machine gun at the rocks, breaking them down into much sharper, smaller rocks that would travel faster. The storm of bullets combined with the rocks would prove to be a deadly force.*

*Tommy deactivated his beam katana, and took a deep breath.*

Tommy: <Time for an obligatory power trip!>

*He holds out his hands, and the projectiles stop moving towards him, but it's having obvious strain on his brain.*

*Nero laughs evilly as he brings a rock big enough for him to stand on up and he levitates in place on it a good distance from the man.*

Nero: <Yes! More pain, more suffering! I just love seeing someone hopelessly STRUGGLE like this! So weak. So pa-the-tic~!>

*With one hand, a huge rock launches from the building and floats beside Nero. With a hand movement, the rock shoots forward at his opponent, and he aims the guitar at it again. However, instead of bullets flying out, a miniature rocket takes its place. It blows up the rock and mini flaming rocks shoot at the man, adding to the trouble he was already dealing with.*

Tommy: <Well... fuck...>

*He breaks concentration and rolls forward, knowing that game logic deems him to be invincible while performing a dodge roll.*

Tommy: <Eat this, guy!>

*He takes out his pistols and shoots at the giant rock(et) thing.*

*Nero sighs and raises his hand again. An invisible forcefield surrounds him, the explosion of the missile from the bullets going right past him, not harming him at all in the process.*

Nero: <Come on! You can do better!>

*The rock Nero's levitating on flies right at his opponent with him, attempting to crash into him with it.*

Tommy: <Gotta think fast... gotta find a way out...>

*He takes out his beam katana again and charges up an attack, then slashes straight through the rock.*

*Nero jumps away and floats in midair. Apparently he didn't need the rock to stay in the air to begin with.*

Nero: <WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW?!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!>

*Nero pulls out his guitar again, and proceeds to fire away once again with more bullets at the man, from behind this time.*

*Tommy grins as he deflects the bullets with quick movements of his beam katana.*

Tommy: <God?... I'm my own God, you ass!>

*He holds out his hand, using his telekinetic powers on Nero himself, and begins hurling him all around the area, banging him against various structures.*

*Nero feels the full force of the building he was smashed into, but proceeds to shrug it off. All of a sudden, Tommy's telekinetic powers would break away from Nero as he lifted into the air higher up.*

Nero: <You total bitch.... I'm done screwing around here!!!!>

*Nero uses two hands this time, pointing them at a nearby skyscraper as he levitates into the air away from the building he was on.*

Nero: <Just roll over and go to hell!>

*Nero, this time seemingly putting effort into it, rips the skyscraper building from the ground and levitates it into the air above Tommy.*

Nero: <HAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA! MASS MURDERING POWERS, GO!!!>

*Nero throws his arms down, as if in a motion to slam his hands on the ground, and with the movement of his arms, the skyscraper fell and completely decimated the building, and would also proceed to hit Tommy if he didn't move.*

*Tommy's look of pride quickly turns to one of fear and absolute terror.*

Tommy: <Shiiiiiit!.... That's a problem.>

*He runs for his life, shooting back at Nero as he does.*