That Exit Called Paradise (RP Topic)

*Nero facepalms at the man's panicking.*

Nero: <And here I thought he seemed a bit of a challenge... how sad.>

*Ella shouts a "hah!" as she falls down to the street and they lose her.*

*#99 falls down as well, and splatters into brilliant blood and guts as he hits the pavement.*

*Nero falls to the ground again, landing on his back.*

Nero: <This is going to be a long day. I can just feel it...>

~The Next Day~

~Tommy and Nero~

*Tommy is riding around on a skateboard with his now brokeass self. Nero's doing something hardcore nearby.*

~Chris~

*Chris' home phone begins to ring.*

~Ella and Carey~

*Ella has managed to keep Carey in her power over the course of the evening. They're having a tea party.*

Chris's hand snakes out from under his sheet to his home phone extension and takes the phone, pressing talk, and putting it to his ear, "Ehhhgnm... hello?" he says groggily.

*Nero is sleeping. That's about as hardcore as it gets for him, since he can never get enough of it with all the shit that happens.*

~Tommy and Nero~

*Tommy finds Nero sleeping and kicks him in the crotch.*

~Chris~

*A sultry voice sounds over the phone.*

???: <Hallo, Chris, darling! How are you doing? Got that payment ready, yet?>

"Its... early in the morning and you're calling me about payment. Get a life woman. Of course I have the payment. Why? Did you set up another fight? Do I get to kill again? Its been awhile... kinda miss it. By the way did you wrangle another poor sap in? I had to rescue some new guy who looked like he built his shit from scratch."

*Nero wakes up.*

Nero: <Eh? What are you doing->

*Nero feels the delayed pain of a kick to the crotch.*

Nero: <AAAAAAAAAAAAAGH. WHAT THE HELL MAN! WHAT THE FUCK!>

~Tommy and Nero~

Tommy: <That's for yesterday!>

~Chris~

*The woman clicks her tongue in a mocking manner.*

???: <Of course, the fight is all prepared. And you must be referring to Tommy Touchback. He is one of our newest members, yes. But back to the point! Deposit the money in the ATM as soon as possible.>

Nero: <Agh... you douchebag....>

*Ella is somehow standing behind the woman. She pulls on her shirt, accidentally ripping its whole back side off.*

Ella: <(Oops.) Hi lady.>

"Yeah yeah yeah I gotcha. Next time don't call so goddamn early"

*Carey suddenly transports from out of limbo and appears behind Ella*

Carey: <Um, hi.>

~Tommy and Nero~

Tommy: <Revenge is AWESOME! FUCK YEAH!>

~Chris~

???: <Oh, you don't want to hear about my full body tanning session? They get every. Last. Inch of me nice and golden...>

*The sound of smacking lips echoes into Chris' ear.*

~Ella and Carey~

*I'm assuming they're on their own at this point.*

*Ella shrieks in panic and punches Carey through a few walls.*

Ella: <Oh. It's you. WELL, HI THERE!>

*Carey rubs her temples and stands up, swaying slightly*

Carey: <You're...pretty strong...>

*Carey falls down again, unconscious*

"I'm smart enough not to think with my cock every ten seconds. You have a higher chance of enticing me when it isn't before 8am" he responds to her sarcasm with his own. "But sure, that's lovely."

Ella: <Ooops.>

*Ella lifts Carey and carries her to the crater treehouse.*

*Nero gets up after a while, recovering from it faster than expected.*

Nero: <If you don't leave in 5 seconds flat I'm going to kick your ass...>

*Carey wakes up and yawns*

Carey: <Where am I?>