RP Topic I Have No Clever Name For

"I thought she was only into chicks." Noct said. "Then again, I really wouldn't be surprised."

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"Shut up, I'm not fantasizing about anyone."

E"She's more of the 'anything that moves' type. And what makes her particularly dangerous is, if you hang around her for too long, YOU'LL be begging HER for it. She can make her own pheremones."

L"Like...like a bee?"

E"Yep. She can also change the size of her breasts, the color of her skin, and the outline of her body."

L"Can she do anything useful? Like, I don't know, make a sword out of her hand?"

E"Even if she could, she'd probably say it made her look ugly."

N"No. Really. The one with the dragon was a female."

E"Dude. It's not getting any funnier."
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"Then what, 'Oh, Kyoujin, please scissor me!'+ was what, a code?"

+=He says in a mock girl voice.

"That's really weird."

Noct nodded, "I know. Why do you think I don't want to get her..."

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"I didn't think that!" Mortal replied.

"'Cause Lily has a nicer butt?"

"What?" Noct asked, not knowing what the hell Taiyo was going on about.

S"Ha! I claimed you SAID it! By denying that you THOUGHT it, you prove that you WERE thinking it, and are trying to cover up your guilt!"

V"I'm outta here."

*Venezuela walks off, kicking the sand & just generally looking to be in a pissy mood.*
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E"We can't take on Senthose, Venezuela, the white haired man, and whoever else they have all by ourselves. It'd be crazy."

Noctis sighed, "I know... that doesn't mean that I want to go find them, or even go to fight people though..."

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Mortal stood up and began walking off, "Shut up."

"I see..." Kyoujin nodded, but then let out a little grin, "I've heard and seen a lot of Quincies... from what I gather, you're pretty clever people. It astounds me that a race so close to extinction would risk their last three sane members on an attack against extremely powerful Arrancar. That is if I'm right in thinking there's just you guys and Aamon."
Kyoujin was still hoping that these guys wouldn't go all mad and attack her, since she really wasn't in the mood to be fighting again.

Kira looked around and then realized something and felt his entire body tense up.
"The captains..." It was a horrifying thought... something he never imagined he would see in his lifetime, but all of the captains were gone.
He took a deep breath and turned to Noah, frowning, "Where are we going to rest in this place? We no longer have a head quarters."

*Kite is already sitting down half asleep, swinging his head around with his eyes closed.*

Kira looked sidelong at Kite, He looks stoned.

N"There is that cave we can use."

E"But we'll be heroes. I've always wanted to be a hero."

L"How old are you, again?"
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*He walks along after her.*

"What you need is standards. I mean, anyone is better than THAT. Szayel with a sex change would make a better woman."
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Rabbani<It cannot be helped. Aamon must be stopped, at any cost. We've ignored this problem for far too long, if we do so any longer, Aamon may become too powerful for us to defeat.>

"Okay..." Kyoujin shrugged, "But just so you know... I don't want to get in this fight. I hate Aamon and I hate the Arrancar's leader too. If you want to kill them off then it's fine by me."
She walked off after saying that, clicking open a Garganta and moving to go through.

"Okay.. we should go there, then" Kira nodded, "You lead the way."

"And I've always wanted to be a mermaid!"

*Some pieces of his armor start fluttering & he dashes towards the beach, leaving a booming noise behind him.*
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Salar<She doesn't really believe Aamon will let her do that, does she?>

*Subhan points at the wall. Turning towards it, they see more of the message being added in blood-red writing.*

Oh yeah...she's not the smartest of the Arrancar.

Kira just followed along, like a normal person.

Kyoujin went back to Hueco Mundo where she found an old spot where she used to sleep in a cluster of boulders.
"I remember this place... I want... I want to get stronger..." Kyoujin mumbled to herself, putting a hand against the cold rock, "I wish I didn't have to be pushed around by them..."
After that she walked out into the open and released her Zanpakuto.
"Intoxicate, Murhata."
Once in ressureccion, she blew her way through to the Menos Forest and began flying around in between the trees, spraying needles around.

~The next day!~

*Noah was back in his Shikai, which was once more sheathed on his back, & standing outside the cave, looking at the sky.*
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*Kyoujin had gone far deeper than she ever had into the Menos Forest, but she didn't know why. Soon, she came to a small Hollow, about her size, sitting on the ground as though in meditation. His Mask had no eyes, & the crystal branches seemed to be growing through him. He held up one of her needles in 2 fingers.*

<You shouldn't fire your powers around so recklessly. You never know who might find it.>

*With that, he snaps the needle.*
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*Lilith was laying on Euryale's couch, reading a magazine called Seireitei something. The second part of the title was obscured by her hand. Euryale walks out, yawning.*

E"Feeling better?"

L"Much. I'll be ready to go whenever."

*Taiyo jumps out from behind the couch, what she was doing back there is anyone's guess.*

"Yay, Lily's okay!"

*They swear they see the ears on her headband twitch.*

Kyoujin stopped flying and stopped firing the needles, "Um, hello. Who might you be?"

Kira was inside the cave with his mask on. He was trying to make it stay on his face for longer, and he figured the only way to do that would be to train with it.
Imaginary enemies were set up all through the cave, firing imaginary Cero at him. If he didn't destroy the enemy rocks at a better time than he did last, he was hit and killed.
He took a deep breath and shunpo'd forwards, holding his javelin above his head- he met the first boulder head on, cutting it in two and moving on to the second, which he struck from the left and shattered into about 3 pieces.
He got to the other end, having destroyed every enemy rock in the cave in 11 seconds.
"I tied my time... again" Kira sighed, panting slightly before shunpo'ing back to his starting point, delivering second blows on every decimated enemy.
When he got back his time was at 21 seconds, and his mask shattered, scattering all over the cave floor.
Wiping his brow, he smiled and whispered "one more second".

N"You know, Lilith can throw hers around like it's confetti. But it doesn't really seem to stand up to much punishment."
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<This is the Menos Forest, is it not? Then it follows that I am a Menos. You're not very bright, are you?>
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E"So, when's this attack taking place?"

L"Urahara said he'd turn the sky red to signal it. Did you get your friends in on it?"

*Euryale shrugs.*

E"I asked them. They'll do whatever they want, & we won't find out until the last minute."

"What does that mean? Wait, that weird lady isn't one of your friends is it?"

"I didn't say what are you, I asked who you were" Kyoujin grumbled, "Don't be calling me stupid."

"What are you on about?" Kira turned to Noah, who had come into the cave for some reason.

*In fact, Noah was still standing outside.*

N"I'm saying Lilith has more stamina than you."
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<What meaning do names hold for one such as I? Do you see any companions, Arrancar?>

*He waves a hand broadly to indicate the dark, empty section of forest.*

<Who, then, would address me? A truly wise one would know this from the outset.>
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*Euryale sighs.*

E"Unfortunately."

"Oh... Well...

*She disappears behind the couch and crawls around to the front. Standing up on her knees she nuzzles Lilith's shoulder.*

"So long as she doesn't try to cuddle or molest Lily, it should be fine."

"Well, I figured you might have had a name for yourself or may have met someone before this...." Kyoujin raised an eyebrow, "How long have you been here?"

"That's cool" Kira shrugged, "I only just got this hollowfication."