RP Topic I Have No Clever Name For

"First that Captain, now this. You have a funny habit of not wanting to kill our enemies. I can't decide whether you're a traitor, or just a coward, but either way, maybe Aamon has a solution to this dilemna. Maybe it's a lobotomy. I hope it's a lobotomy."
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*At the site of the former shop, Urahara is wearing nothing but swimming trunks, a pair of sunglasses, & has a towel & an innertube over one arm.*

Urahara<Let's hit the beach!>
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<Oh? You broke one of my semiconductors. I'll have to put a stop to that.>

*He stands up & begins charging a red Cero that crackles with lightning.*

*Taiyo tilts her head, looking confused.*

"What?"

Noct shrugged, "I already swam yesterday."

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Mortal raised an eyebrow. "What Captain did I not kill. I very clearly remember killing three on my own, not to mention that I led the charge to kill that ridiculously overpowered Captain while you botched the attack with your surprise attack, though that worked out in the end." Mortal shrugged, "I just don't feel like killing another Arrancar for no reason other than you wanting me to kill her."

"Conveniently neglects to mention that the second plan was also my plan. And that I'm the one who actually killed the bastard. I'm talking about that cranky one with the black hair you made goo-goo eyes to & I tried to have sex with & that was a bad idea. Fine, do what you want, I suspect we'll be busy soon, anyway. But just remember this: If the time comes that you're declared a traitor, you'd BETTER be able to kill an Arrancar, because -I- would not hesitate to kill you."

*He sets off in a random direction. She gets the sneaking suspicion that he has no idea where he's going, & it's just for dramatic effect.*
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Urahara<Actually, the Garganta Machine is at the beach. I plan to use it to send some of you to the Soul Society, to make Aamon think we're REALLY attacking him head on, while the rest go to Hueco Mundo to do the real damage. I already have a few in the Soul Society, but that's not to say we can't add a little more. All the same, Lilith, while I know how you must feel-->

L"I'll go to Hueco Mundo."

*He raises an eyebrow.*

L"Euryale & Noctis's powers will be more effective there. So that's obviously where you plan to send them. I won't leave them behind."

"What makes you so sure my power would be more effective in Hueco Mundo?" She asked, curious.

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Mortal looks at him walk off for a bit before laying back down to... sunbathe... under the moon. "Fucking sucks to be a lizard here..."

"And I'm going with Lily!"

Urahara<You'll find out when you get there. Come along, then.>

*He disappears, presumably heading for the beach. Lilith & Euryale make their way over in that direction, as well. When they get there, they see 2 pillars reminiscent of the ones Aamon used to destroy the wounded Soul Reapers.*

Urahara<These pillars are what you might call "space oscillation devices." It's not the formal name, but it gets the point across. With them, I can reopen the Garganta that Aamon's forces used to get here, but once the door is open, I can change the actual path. I SHOULD be able to make a tunnel of safe passage to Hueco Mundo. But it's crucial that Aamon doesn't realize what we're up to. If he does, he can alter the time flow between the 2 worlds...and you'll be stuck in the rift between the worlds until your Reitsu runs out, and you're destroyed.>

*He turns around, grinning broadly. Asmodeus & John walk up the beach, followed by a gnarled-looking old man with a cane topped by a jewel.*

Urahara<But that shouldn't happen! I have complete confidence in my technology!>

Asmodeus<Are we late?>

Urahara<Not at all! The more, the merrier!>

*Taiyo hides behind Lilith.*

"That sounds horrible."

"Okay..." Kira mumbled, the man obviously knew more about this stuff than anybody else there, so he ought to trust him.

Kyoujin sonido'd towards another conductor, but didn't attack it.
"If you blast me" She said while charging her own Cero Oscurus, "You'll hit this thing too!"

*Kyoujin floats into the air. Once there, he points the Cero at her & fires. Down below, electricity crackles between the trees around him in a 50 foot radius.*

<There's more you can do with electricity than just electrocute uppity Arrancars, you know.>
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Urahara<Anyway...it probably would be best if at least a couple of the Soul Reapers went to the Soul Society.>

"I will" Kira volunteered himself.

Kyoujin fired her Cero Oscurus to counter, snarling, "What the hell is this?"

Kite: <I'll go too.>

*Kite raises a hand and waves.*

*The Menos quickly steps out of the way of the explosion.*

<Magnetism. It would have done you good to take a science class for once in your afterlife.>

*A bolt of lightning shoots up towards her from one of the trees.*
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*Urahara looks at the group of all men, then the group of all women. Then slowly back-&-forth between one & the other.*

Urahara<I see. Interesting choices.>

Old Guy<We 3 shall go to Hueco Mundo. The rest of my enterouge is already in the Soul Society, as you recall.>

Urahara<Thank you, Old Man Exposition. Now, then. Once you get into the Garganta, I suggest putting the ones with the best Reitsu control first, because you'll need to carve out a path out of the torrent of raging spirit particles. Simply head left for the Soul Society and right for Hueco Mundo. I'll take care of the rest.>

*He hops up to stand on top of the pillar. A fat guy with pink hair they somehow didn't notice before is standing on the other pillar. They both raise their arms.*

<<My right hand is the stone that bridges worlds. My left hand is the blade that binds reality. The black-haired shepherd is hung from a chair. Stratus clouds come, and I strike down the ibis.>>

*Slowly, a black hole opens in the sky between the pillars, like a gaping maw.*

"I think I'll go first" Kira looked at Noah and Kite, "I am quite capable in the area of controlling reiatsu."

Kyoujin turned her body and attempted to deflect the lightening by firing a Balla into it head on.

Kite: <Oh yeah, be my guest. I'm not so good at that kind of stuff. You two ready.>

*The door to Venezuela's room explodes. She sits bolt upright in the bed she was in & scowls at Senthose as he enters the room.*

S"Knock-knock."

V"What do YOU want? I already made your stupid Deal with the Devil. Just leave me alone."

S"Hey, I'm not the only one you should be mad at. Sure, I took advantage of your weakened position, but who PUT you in it? That's right, that Soul Reaper girl with the red hair. Don't you want to get some payback on at least ONE of us?"

V"I'm listening."

S"Great. They'll be here in any moment. When they do show up, Szayel will handle the rest. All you have to do is head to the Arena."
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L"I'll take care of our group."

*In the path, they create 2 paths. Lilith's is a broad, shiny white, almost crystalline platform of Spirit Energy.*

E"Wow...you're really good at this, Lilith."

L"Th--thanks."

*She looks back, a little surprised, & blushes. She then takes the fork they were instructed to.*

E"Have you ever been to Hueco Mundo?"

L"Uhh...yeah, once. But it's probably a lot different, now that Aamon's officially taken over."
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<Well, that just will not do.>

*The unnamed Hollow fires his own Bala at the sand, kicking up a large amount of dust that surrounds Kyojin & obscures her vision.*

Noctis followed along quietly. "So, what is it like there. I can't help but imagine it to be some kind of hellish demonscape."

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Mortal rolls over, and twitches slightly in her sleep.

*Taiyo looks at the path Lilith created in awe.*

"It's so pretty."

L"Don't get sand in your vagina."

*Soon after, they emerge to an expanse of desert night, with odd little trees of quartz sticking up here and there. The Garganta shuts behind them.*

"This isn't so pretty."

Kira made his own path, concentrating his spirit energy and creating a stable, white path before them.
After some travel time, Kira looked back to check that Noah and Kite were still following.
"It can't be much longer before we get there."

Kyoujin frowned, coughing a little from the dust and sonido'd back directly down.
On her way down, having to strain her muscles some more against the magnetism, she used a wrist blade and several transparent tentacles to snap the branch she had stood by before.

*While she's doing that, one behind her issues a spark, & then she's caught in an enormous explosion.*
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*The Garganta opens up & they land inside the Seireitei. The buildings have been restored, to some degree, with the rock left over from the wall, as well as foreign white rocks. Much of the traditional architecture was stripped away, leaving squat buildings & stair wells. Even stranger than that were the white, dead-looking trees sticking up here & there, towering above the buildings. Even stranger still, near the former headquarters, they can glimpse a Menos stomping around above the buildings.*
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L"It's about to get a lot uglier. Stay on guard."

*That's when about 6 Gillians like the one Taiyo fought before burst out of the sand around them.*

"Lily jinxed it!"

*Taiyo draws her sword.*

[This won't be a problem. Even I can beat these.]

"Oh fu-" Kyoujin gasped before being buffeted by flames and debris of the explosion and stumbling backwards, losing her step and falling onto her behind, "Ah... shit. What was that? At least it must have taken out a bunch of those conductor things.."

Kira looked around before turning to the others, keeping his voice hushed, "I think we should lay low for a little while and find out where exactly the Arrancar are before we just start breaking things..."

*The Menos explodes in a blinding flash of white light.*

N"Tell that to whatever that was."
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<Why would I destroy my own semiconductors?>

*A Cero blasts towards her through the dust.*
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L"You take that back! I did not jinx it, I knew they were coming!"

*One of the Menoses roars & is met with 6 rods of light being slammed into its midsection, for its troubles.*

L"You shut the goddamn Hell up, super Hollows!"