The European Tour

*Zeno huddles into his seat, curling his legs in.*

Zeno: (Those are just... nasty...)

*Edge successfully manages to fall asleep and snores loudly.*

*Jack speaks quickly while trying to keep his eyes on the stewardess' eyes*
Jack: <Um uh err food. Yes, food. Whatever's good, yep. Breakfast.>

Kelphy: <B-But we haven't left the airport yet.>

*She stares at him like she doesn't really know what's happening.*

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*The stewardess chuckles and looks at Zeno, leaning closer to him and putting her hands on his right arm.*

Stewardess: <Are you all right, sir?>

*She then looks at Jack, chuckles, and nods vigorously, jiggling her ginourmous breasts around.*

Stewardess: <We're serving sweet bread balls and watermelon juice or milk for breakfast. Is that what you want me to bring you?>

*Razz notices Minato's reaction and also looks to the back row, widening his eyes as he sees the stewardess. Speechless.*

*Jack begins to stammer a bit*
Jack: <Y-yep, yeah. S-sounds good.>

"Oh" Alto says. "He already left for Madrid so..."

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Minato is staring.

*Edge, in his sleep, falls off his chair and onto the ground. For some reason, he's talking about Russia and that vodka tastes like piss.*

Zeno: (I already know where the melon juice is from, ugh...)

*He sighs and shakes his head.*

Zeno: <Nothing, ma'am. I'm perfectly fine here by myself and whatnot.>

Kelphy: <O-Okay.>

*She gets up. Edge's woken by Kelphy nudging him.*

Kelphy: <E-Edge, we're about to take off, you should sit down.>

*With this, the plain takes off, causing her to stumble over him.*

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*She nods vigrously, shaking them up and down. She then walks off, every single passenger, regardless of gender, gawking at her wrecking balls. The plane takes off.*

Alto catches Kelphy deftly, "Easy there."

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Minato stares.

*Edge still doesn't wake up and stays asleep where he is.*

Zeno: <Protoman, please tell me they don't make Navis like that...>

Protoman: <I think they might, to be honest.>

*Kelphy smiles, blushing, and puts her arms around his neck to stand up. She then goes back to her seat nervously. Because this isn't a transatlantic flight like their previous one, they arrive after a couple hours. By the time they do, Edge is several rows back, having rolled back in his sleep after the airplane experienced some turbulence during the flight. A few kids in the row next to him have been throwing all sorts of snack food and soda at him for the last ten minutes. Kelphy gets up and peeks over her chair in search for Edge. She widens her eyes upon seing him, and smiles awkwardly to herself. It's around 1pm.*

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*The plane lands in Lisbon after around 3 hours. As they're walking out of the airport, Razz looks around at them.*

Razz: <...How do we find Aera?>

Alto has to resist chuckling at Edge but smiles with Kelphy.

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"Hell if I know"

*Edge hops out of the pile of snacks and other such stuff around him, finally awake.*

Edge: <Well then, that was a nice na->

*Edge looks at the floor and sees himself covered in food.*

Edge: <Well, that's just great.>

*Edge gets up and brushes himself off.*

Jack: <They're transporting a package, right? How the hell are they transporting it?>

Zeno: <We just gotta look everywhere, I guess.>

*Because Edge's clothes are soaked with soda, his hands get all sticky. Soon, they exit the airport.*

Kelphy: <We know they're developing something here... but how do we find them?>

*Alto and Edge's PETs beep. It's a message from Razz that says "We're here."*

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*Razz finishes sending Alto and Edge a message saying they have arrived in Lisbon and looks at the others.*

Razz: <I suppose so...>

*A young boy runs up to them, all worked up.*

Boy: <Desculpem, podem-me dizer onde é a Torre de Belém? Dizem que uma das inventoras dos NetNavi foi vista por lá, e é suposto ser aqui perto. Agradecia imenso se vocês me pudessem ajudar.>

*Razz stares at him blankly.*

Razz: <...What.>

*Edge looks at the message and shrugs.*

Edge: <Beats me.>

Alto messages them back before shrugging to Kelphy, "Research and trial and error"

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"Are you going to try and hit on girls again?" Minato asks Razz.

Jack: <Ha! I knew something like this was going to happen again! That's why I installed this translator on my PET. Let's see...>

*The PET displays "Sorry, can you tell me where is the Tower of Bethlehem? They say that one of the inventors of NetNavi was seen there, and is supposed to be nearby. I am very grateful if you could help me."*

*Kelphy nods and looks around.*

Kelphy: <What if my father is here? We could try to track Iceman...>

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*Razz smacks Jack across the head.*

Razz: <Now you tell me?>

*He then looks at the boy again, who frowns at them like they're freaks and briskly fucks off.*

Razz: <In any case, this is useful information.>

Edge: <Let's just do something already! Mindless wandering is better than nothing!>

*Jack rubs his head a bit*
Jack: <I downloaded this like hours ago, man! Give me a break!>

Zeno: <Weren't we on a plane for a longass time? You know it's illegal to use the 'net on a plane, right?>