Somebody Explain Bleach to me

Posts : 151 Join date : 2011-08-06 Location : Santa Destroy

Do it.

Subject: Re: Somebody Explain Bleach to me Sun Sep 18, 2011 2:31 am

Some asshole kid gets stabbed in the chest, becomes a spirit samurai, and goes around killing people who stayed dead for too long without going to Japanese heaven.

Subject: Re: Somebody Explain Bleach to me Sun Sep 18, 2011 2:37 am

Someone explains what their magic sword does. Shit their pants when it doesn't work. The person they explained what it does and didn't work explains why it didn't work.

Subject: Re: Somebody Explain Bleach to me Sun Sep 18, 2011 2:45 am

Someone changed their clothes, someone else changed into a much better outfit, so he won, then he went on to fight a guy who went through 17 tranrsofmations, but beat him because none were better dressed, then he encountered another guy who put his other hand on his sword, so he had to pull out a Deus Ex Machina & still lost.

Subject: Re: Somebody Explain Bleach to me Sun Sep 18, 2011 2:47 am

We're forgetting the Chinese lady who wants to fuck a cat.

Subject: Re: Somebody Explain Bleach to me Sun Sep 18, 2011 3:17 am

Pretty sure you're just making shit up with that one.

Subject: Re: Somebody Explain Bleach to me Sun Sep 18, 2011 3:31 am

You wanna bet? Wait... BF fucking died, so I'd have to retype my argument. That is way too much work.

A simple fuck you will have to suffice.

Subject: Re: Somebody Explain Bleach to me Sun Sep 18, 2011 12:02 pm

tbf Soi Feng does hardcore want to screw Yoruichi.

Subject: Re: Somebody Explain Bleach to me Sun Sep 18, 2011 11:11 pm

I'm sure it was a very convincing argument. For a forum full of manchildren.

Subject: Re: Somebody Explain Bleach to me Sun Sep 18, 2011 11:18 pm

Was it that "Aizen did everything because he was cold" thing, or the "Masaki is the Soul King" one?

Also, Harley: Where the fuck have you been & why the fuck aren't you on MSN?!

Subject: Re: Somebody Explain Bleach to me Sun Sep 18, 2011 11:20 pm

Been at home. Doing house cleaning shit.

Subject: Re: Somebody Explain Bleach to me Sun Sep 18, 2011 11:49 pm

Neo Bahamut wrote:: Was it that "Aizen did everything because he was cold" thing, or the "Masaki is the Soul King" one?

Both of these are fucking legit theories, but no, I was talking about my page long thesis on YoruSoi.

Subject: Re: Somebody Explain Bleach to me Mon Sep 19, 2011 12:39 am

HarleyThomas wrote:: I'm sure it was a very convincing argument. For a forum full of manchildren.

Implying this forum is any less manchild.

Subject: Re: Somebody Explain Bleach to me Mon Sep 19, 2011 12:41 am

Dat grammar.

That aside, BM isn't here, so it is better.

Subject: Re: Somebody Explain Bleach to me Mon Sep 19, 2011 12:42 am

Manchildren. Yet another thing to tack on to the list of things Loki knows nothing about.

Subject: Re: Somebody Explain Bleach to me Mon Sep 19, 2011 12:44 am

It gets bigger and bigger each day!

Subject: Re: Somebody Explain Bleach to me Mon Sep 19, 2011 12:47 am

[wow]What do wow tags do?[/wow]

Subject: Re: Somebody Explain Bleach to me Mon Sep 19, 2011 12:52 am

DAT EMPTY SPACE.

Subject: Re: Somebody Explain Bleach to me Mon Sep 19, 2011 12:53 am

Script-Z wrote:: [wow ]What do wow tags do?[ /wow]

I asked what wow tags did, while using wow tags... apparently it doesn't do much.

Subject: Re: Somebody Explain Bleach to me Mon Sep 19, 2011 1:57 am

It fucked my shit up something weird.

All I got was an empty space and couldn't scroll any further.

Subject: Re: Somebody Explain Bleach to me Mon Sep 19, 2011 2:15 am

I get that too. Fuck wow tags.

Subject: Re: Somebody Explain Bleach to me Mon Sep 19, 2011 2:19 am

Get rid of the damn post.

Subject: Re: Somebody Explain Bleach to me Mon Sep 19, 2011 2:23 am

Subject: Re: Somebody Explain Bleach to me Mon Sep 19, 2011 5:21 am

Neo Bahamut wrote:: Manchildren. Yet another thing to tack on to the list of things Loki knows nothing about.

-_- Seriously?

"a grown man who is very immature, therefore considered a man child."

This fits, IMO.

Subject: Re: Somebody Explain Bleach to me Mon Sep 19, 2011 5:28 am

NOW DEFINE MATURITY!