Golden Age: Revival

"I now feel doubly insulted for every time someone has called me a fairy," Noct said, "Anyway, I guess I should thank you for your magnanimity for allowing me to keep the chain. I would hate to piss off the goddess who gave it to me."

Arthur<Titania has also--graciously agreed--to take that man's artifacts into custody.>

Titania<His suit was made from the hide of the Nemian Lion. On his hat was an artifact dubbed the "Seal of Solomon," which can banish dark powers. His sword was the same khopesh used by Set to dismember his brother. He also had the Book of the Dead in his possession, which is how he learned magic. I trust that answers the questions you undoubtedly have.>

"Yes, I so wanted to know who was stabbed and hacked at with that khopesh before I was," Noct retorted. She then smiled, "Ah, it seems being snarky no longer physically hurts me anymore. Glad to know that I'm getting better."

Arthur<I believe her point is that Set's Khopesh and the Chains of Prometheus can damage each other because both are made with the strength to wound gods.>

"I know. I really am just being sarcastic to raise my own spirits, in case I didn't make that point apparent enough," Noct said, "Not sure if you realize this or not, but I lost my family, my home, I've been talked down to by gods, and stabbed with weapons made to kill them, let alone a mortal like myself. I just want a goddamned second to relax. Is that too much to ask, or do I need to continue laying down here with nowhere to go, silently, while the Queen of fucking fairies threatens to kill me?!" Noct took a deep breath, "I'm sorry, that was uncalled for. Wouldn't want to give anyone more of a reason to call me a fairy."

Allina: <Thank you, Google Maps.>

*She turns the phone in her hands a few times, making out the tiny letters on the map and trying to locate a river. Then, she points Southeast.*

Allina: <I think there's a town that way. It's by a river.>

*Arthur looks shocked & alarmed.*

Titania<Perhaps we should permit the child time to rest.>
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N"Do you think we can make it, walking through the desert?"

Allina: <Let's see... Says it's about two hours on foot, though this obviously doesn't consider we'll be walking on sand and in the scorching sun.>

Noct nodded, "Perhaps you should." Assuming bitches left, Noct let out a small sigh and pulled back her shirt to try and inspect the damage done. She also tried to move her arm again, to gauge the mobility it retained.

*The shoulder seems to retain most of its movement, but with sharp pains whenever she tries to move it upwards. There is no visible damage, then again, her shoulder is heavily bandaged.*
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N"Great. We don't have any water either."

R"We should buy more at the city--"

N"That doesn't really--"

R"That I can teleport us to in about 2 seconds."

Noct scowls deeper than usual, and pulls the sheets off of herself, and slides out of bed. She ran a hand through her hair, and began walking off towards the door to the room. She thought maybe a bit of exploring would clear her head if she was lucking enough to avoid the queen of fairies.

*As it stands, Arthur & Titania are standing not far outside of the room. Arthur looks over, but puts his attention back on the aforementioned Queen when she resumes speaking.*

Titania<As I said, I am not privvy to the secrets of my employer. He believed that Selecus and Nobunaga were his most trusted assets. With them both dispatched, he sent me out of desperation, due to my familiarity with the island.>

Noct looked over, bit her tongue when she wanted to insult both Selecus and Nobunaga, and walked down the opposite direction.

*She is greeted by the amazing sight of a hallway. Then she finds herself in a large chamber. Interestingly enough, this chamber somehow has windows on all of its walls that face out to the ocean. Because of this, the room is dimly lit. In the center of the room, she sees a raised pedestal with 2 marble thrones on it.*

Noct walks up and parks her ass in the bigger of the two thrones, before letting out a long sigh, and allowing herself to just relax in the dim light.

*Some guy with a deep voice screams right behind her ear.*

<WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE, HUMAN? CEASE DEFILING MY THRONE WITH YOUR WRETCHED CARCASS AT ONCE!>

Noct jumped, but didn't particularly move. After a second she stood up, took a step to the side, and took the other throne. "There, I compromised..."

<INSOLENT CREATURE! LORD OBERON DOES NOT COMPROMISE, LORD OBERON DEMANDS!>

*Curiously, the noise appears to be coming from the chair she just vacated itself.*

"Oberon should lower his voice," Noctis said, "I have a head ache, and since I'm guessing you're a chair, I don't see how you are in a position to be making demands..."

*Suddenly, several tiles rip out of the floor, spinning rapidly around the thrones. When Oberon next speaks, it's a menacing, dangerous whisper.*

<I am no chair. I am the land itself. A land which you will soon become a part of.>

"Is this really happening? Is the floor threatening me too?" Noct smiled and shook her head, "I don't think you quite understand how much I do not care. To explain how much I do not care lets play a math game. Pick a number."

Allina: <Yay!>

*Allina pats Roatha on the head and nods to the two of them.*

Allina: <All right, let's go!>

*A bunch of rocks fly at Noctis, who suddenly finds herself teleported to the hall outside. Titania is looking down at her curiously. Arthur is nowhere in sight.*

<I see you met my husband. Or, what is left of him, anyway.>
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*The group reappears just outside of town.*

N"Okay. Now we just need to steal a boat, hop over to the closest town to the mansion, & steal another car."

R"Why do all of your plans revolve around theft?"

Allina: <Okay, so why don't Euryale and I go and try to get us water and food while you guys try to find us a boat.?>

"He seems exactly like what I've come to expect from your people," Noct said, "Wait, I take that one back, it seemed kind of racist in retrospect. Two rude fairies shouldn't color my opinion of the entire race." She let out a long sigh, "So, what should I ask first? Why is your husband an ornery throne, or where is Arthur."