The Official Dicking Off Thread

You're such a productive employee.

Yeah well when ya treat me like shit, you're gonna get half-assed effort. Actually, I get everything done, I just do it so damn fast and effeciently that I have plenty of free time.

That is one way to spin it.

Let's me sleep at night.

Would being a shitty worker keep you up?

Being a shitty worker? No. The aftermath of being a shitty worker? Yes.
Would always be worried about getting fired and shit.

THEY CAN'T FIRE YOU IF YOU QUIT!

Wonderful life-lesson, Script!

This seems a bit assholeish since I just got back from my previously stated leave of absence, but I'm going to have to go away for a bit, too. I hate to do this (again) but some really difficult stuff is going on and I'm afraid I won't have time to log on to Dickwad Emporium for the next few months.

Thank you, that is all.

I'm a fountain of great advice.

Just a heads up I'll be gone for the better part of the evening.

I'll be officially dicking off June 28th to July 6th while I'm in Los Angeles. But I should have some sort of access to internet, so hopefully I won't be completely absent.

That sucks.

So...nothing changes?

MOTHER FUCKING STORMS KNOCKIN' OUT MY MOTHER FUCKING INTERNET!

What?

Florida is getting rained on hard. I can barely keep a connection.

Everyone, laugh at Floridia.

Neo Bahamut wrote:

So...nothing changes?

Hopefully, but I could be off the whole time, won't really know until I get there.

Pretty sure he was implying that you never post in the first place.

I know what he meant. I was saying it was going to either stay the same or I'll go dark the whole time.

So, either way, nothing changes.

If you want to look at it that way. Speaking of never posting, Script get in on Mass Effect.

Neo Bahamut wrote:

Everyone, laugh at Floridia.

Be nice, Nene.

That Debby is a real bitch.

Azena wrote:

If you want to look at it that way. Speaking of never posting, Script get in on Mass Effect.

I thought I did...