Attention. This is now officially a Spider-Man Thread. That is all.

Obviously, the gays buy the extra sandwiches from the lesbians.

...I wanna RP out a lesbian sandwich shop that caters predominantly to gay men.

Holy inaccurate, but Snow White's was funny.

Saw it, and thought much the same thing. I liked how Alice was a druggy.

Alice & Goldilocks make sense. The other 2 don't.

Alice looks like Miley Cyrus.

Also her last name is wrong.

It's a joke. Lewis Carroll wrote "Alice in Wonderland," effectively making him Alice's "father." And she looks like an uncouth, drugged out version of the Disney representation.

Except for being named after the real-life Alice Liddell.

It's like you don't understand simple concepts like wordplay.

23:47 Mira Someone came up with a reality show idea today
23:47 Mira Place, say, 6 guys in a house together
23:47 Napoleon_the_Clown Mr Popo is all powerful.
23:47 Mira They have to guess which one of them is gay
23:48 Mira I mean which one of them is straight
23:48 Napoleon_the_Clown Spoiler: None of them.
23:48 Mira But the twist is that they're all straight
23:48 Lithp I don't get it.
23:48 Mira So it's straight guys trying to trick other straight guys into thinking they're straight
23:48 Napoleon_the_Clown Hah.
23:48 Mira Except they all think they're the lone straight
23:49 Mira Make outs would inevitably ensue
23:49 Lithp I solved it.
23:49 Mira And lots of stereotypical behaviour
23:49 Lithp Kill the other 5 guys.
23:49 Lithp Guess myself.
23:49 Lithp And win.
23:49 Napoleon_the_Clown That's the Lithp solution.
23:49 Mira There's a monetary reward for the straight guy to avoid getting found out
23:49 Mira Or so they are told
23:50 Lithp No one would find me out.

Snow White was 'too beautiful' or some shit, so I suppose sexual deviousness was where they decided to go. Red Riding Hood, I suppose, is up there for killing the Big Bad Wolf.

But the Woodsman killed the wolf.

And even if she did kill the wolf, that would be cruelty to animals or hunting without a license, not murder. If it's talking about her grandmother, that is beyond stupid, the wolf ate her, & even the most incompetent police department wouldn't confuse being eaten by a wolf with being murdered by your grandchild.

Go bitch to the artist then.

DTMWTD.

Disney turns you gay.

No, but it's hella fun when it's like 2 am Sunday at an anime convention when you are over-tired and the karaokeroom goes "DISNEY TIME! 8D". Eventually we ran out of Disney songs though, I even tried Jack Skellington's song "What's this?" which was quite hard to keep up with. It escalated eventually by a song I don't remember the name of but it was a duel with the devil by two dudes. Then some Rammstein (Te quiero puta). AND NO ALCOHOL OR DRUGS INVOLVED! It was hilarious.

I didn't agree with anything past "No [Disney does not turn you gay]."

We're all homo on the inside. Admit it. Some of us are greater than, or equal to half homo on the outside.

No. Shut up, Riley from Boondocks.

Everything I said was true. Homo.

Script-Z wrote:

We're all homo on the inside. Admit it. Some of us are greater than, or equal to half homo on the outside.

Hm. . . with this statement and considering that most of your rp characters that I have seen are female and you seem to like yuri, I'm going to belive you are a girl on the inside wishing you could have hot lesbian sex.

And now for something a little less gay much gayer: