Descent Into Madness

*Marie flies down into the cave*

<What kind of dumbass build a tavern over this thing?>

Felch leapt to his feet and immediately roused Paris and Kiken to their feet. Or he tried, but Paris was busy getting out her kit to fix her left leg back on after the fall.

When Kiken was in the middle of a stomp, The Candle's body moved away only for Kiken to suddenly lie in a heap and while looking around and getting up, it would appear the earth had opened up and devoured Kiken whole. Well, that was a curse that people on more than one occasion had flung at Kiken.

Then realized there were other people there. Now, what to do? Hmm. . .

*At that moment, a large troll with pink hair looms out of the darkness.*

<BLARGH, I'M A TROLL!>

Trolls<OR TWELVE!>

"How do you all even fit in this narrow tunnel?"

Trolls<FUCK YOU!>

"We should probably run now."

*Marie sets them on fire*

"Stand and fight, cowards!" Felch charged the trolls with his sword held high. Paulie found his pistol and started reloading it while running away. Paris was busy fixing her leg.

Razing fires, burning flesh. Bringing out the whip Kiken noticed to self that it could be a good idea to get something with a bit more destructive power than the whip which with its knots sure brings damage to a body, but if this keeps up it might not be enough.

With that Kiken begun to whip their asses off because in the darkness it was possible to see the trolls way better than where the fuck you run.

*They turn into Fire Trolls, with flesh made of magma & hair a plume of flame, as they descend upon Felch & do unspeakable things to him. Seraph has long since taken off. The one that Kiken hits stops, blowing a smoke ring in the shape of a heart.*

Troll<...Lower.>

Kiken blev alldeles till sig i byxorna av förtjusning ignoring what the troll had become. Giggling like a schoolgirl with a smile from ear to ear the troll was asked: Are you sure about that?

Seeing the tides turn, Felch burst into a flock of bats and took off after Seraph and Paulie. Paris stood up and looked around, "So, can somebody like, give me a ride?"

*Marie picks up Paulie and drags her behind the others*

*At a T-intersection, Seraph goes left.*
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*Before that Troll can answer, the rest descend upon everyone left in the tunnel, dripping lava out of their gaping mouths.*

Felch, being a flock of bats, went both right and left. Paulie followed Seraph, heaving and puffing from the effort of fleeing.
"Thanks, um, bunny?" Paris looked up at Marie.

Marie:<No problem.>

*So Marie teleports to where Seraph is, and drops Paris*

Snapping out of the sadistic excitement Kiken turned to flee upon realizing shit were going down, probably not realizing the great burns from the drooling trolls.

*Seraph & company wind up in a circular chamber lit by hundreds of candles, on sconces, lining the walls, in a chandelier, & more, which illuminate that the walls are covered in pictures. The wall closes behind them, but on the other hand, they can already see that the floor opens up onto a spiral staircase leading down.*
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*As the bats fly, spears are shot out of the walls at them.*

Marie:<Hey, what happened to the weirdo and the asshat?>

The bats in the right corridor were killed. In the room to the left with the others, Felch's bats reformed into him, "Well, then, shall we forge ahead?"

*Kiken is fleeing through the tunnels when, all of a sudden, a giant jug of juice bursts through the wall.*

Kool-Aid<OH YEAH!>

*He then proceeds to suplex a troll.*
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"I don't care & sure."

*So Seraph descends down the staircase.*

*Marie flies after him*

<I hear a pop culture reference in the distance.>

Neo Bahamut wrote:

*Kiken is fleeing through the tunnels when, all of a sudden, a giant jug of juice bursts through the wall.*

Kool-Aid<OH YEAH!>

*He then proceeds to suplex a troll.*

After runing around in tunnels with hair and back on fire without really realizing it, eventually Kiken puked flames all over that weird creature appearing in front because of an heatstroke.
- BLEEEEAAAAAAÖÖÖRGHHHH!

The fire on Kiken went away as it covered the creature instead.



Meanwhile, in a parralell universe someone lied apathetically in bed watching an anime about breadmaking.

"I don't know what you want me to do about it."

*The staircase ends at a + intersection. An inscription on the floor reads, "Go where 2 wrongs lead."*

"Well, that would obviously be to the right."
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*He starts to melt, but spews juice out of his head, putting himself out & driving back the trolls.*

<DID THAT FUCKER CAPRI SUN SEND YOU!?>

<Yeah!>

*Goes that way*

Shaking Kiken glared at the weird creature in front while wiping the mouth with the back of the hand.
- ... the fuck you talking about?! I know no Capri Sun.
Kiken spat.

*After a few turns, they end up in another circular area full of hieroglyphs. As with before, the entrance slams shut behind them. In this one, a dark-skinned man with pearly white teeth, gray eyes, & short, coarse brown-black hair wearing a tan robe is halfway to sticking a multicolored stick of rock-candy in his mouth when they arrive. He abruptly stops to stare at them awkwardly.*
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Kool-Aid<OH YEAH!? Then why are you here?>