Descent Into Madness

Marie:<Who the flying fucks are you, and do you have anymore candy?>

Neo Bahamut wrote:

Kool-Aid<OH YEAH!? Then why are you here?>

- Not by own choice, that's for sure. Got in a brawl and suddenly the ground gave away and I ended up here... so what are you doing here yourself?

Kool Aid<I came down here to get treasure for the Juice Wars.>
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*He points the stick at them.*

<I'll be asking the questions around here! How did you get into my chamber? The riddle was made to be unsolvable. The obvious solution would have led you right into a neverending maze of death traps--only an idiot would come this way!>

Marie:<The floor collapsed then we randomly wandered around. If you paid for this to be unsolvable, you got ripped off.>

- The what now? Never heard of a Juice War. Do you fight by drenching eachothers in juice or by some kind of drinking contest?
Kiken gave the Kool-Aid an incredulous look.

Kool-Aid<It is a war between the great Juice Kingdoms that has spanned for hundreds of years!>
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<Well, it doesn't matter. Even if you somehow defeated The Candle, you'll never defeat THE PEBBLE! Just let me finish my lunch, first.>

*Marie sets his lunch on fire*

Kiken had no idea what the Kool-Aid was talking about but hey! A war mean opportunities and Kiken was separated from the others so why not tag along with this one instead.

- I can help you get the treasure.
Kiken said with a girly smile.

*Snarling, The Pebble chucks his now flaming rock candy at Mary.*

<You bastard! I'll kill you! YOU BASTARD!>

*He also waves his hand, sending a bunch of pebbles lying on the floor towards them.*
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Kool-Aid<There should be a chamber somewhere around here with a staircase leading down. Once we get in, the exit will be sealed, & we'll have to fight a legendary Fire Elemental known only as... "The Candle!">

- Hmm... the Candle? If I'm not misstaken, that was the name of the one who picked a fight with me and my previous party before we ended up down here. But whether he might survived that encounter or not, I have no idea.

*Marie just teleports away and sets the Pebble on fire*

*Seraph is hit by flaming rocks.*

"Argh! You bitch!"

*He is then dropkicked by The Pebble when he raises his arms to protect his face.*
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<...You've fought The Candle already?>

*Marie giggles*

<Sorry old guy.>

- Well, it was someone wearing a red cape, a candle and had a vax body with a wire frame beneath the vax. Does it sound like The Candle?

*Seraph begins uselessly clonking The Pebble on the head with his stick. The Pebble socks him in the jaw, so he spits blood in The Pebble's eyes.*
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Kool-Aid<You've really beaten The Candle already? You must be powerful.>

*Mare lands on the Pebble's head, then teleports them both away and drops him off a cliff into an ocean of fucking bigass sharks. Then she teleports back, mission completed*

- Be as it may, but shouldn't we get going? Won't find any treasures if all we do is standing around, you know.
Kinken responded with a smile at the Kool-Aid.

Kool-Aid<OH YEAH!>

*He barrels through a wall.*
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*When she gets back, the door to the staircase down opens.*

*She flies down*

Kiken follows the Kool-Aid through the wall, thinking the creature seems to have a useful abillity for this place. But does it knows where it's going or does it just randomly go through walls? Only time could tell though Kiken hoped it actually did know where they were heading.

*They have somehow burst through into a living room without the dungeon in sight. A little girl in a pink-&-white striped t-shirt with blond pigtails stares at him in horror, before running out of the door.*

<MOOONSTEEEER!>

Kool-Aid<Whoops. Have to find a new wall.>

*And then the house collapses on them.*
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*At the bottom of the staircase is a 4 way intersection.*

Marie:<So, which way bitches?>

- Have you any actual idea where you - oh...!!!
*Kiken is beneath a collapsed house cursing and trying to get out of the rubble*

"You know what they say, the straight path is always the best & shortest path."
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*Kool-Aid man runs around the wreckage of the house that was in the middle of a corn field for as far as the eye can see.*

Kool-Aid<Oh no! OH NO! OOOOH NOOOO!>

*Takes that path*

<Sounds like a legit plan to me!>