Digital Mayhem

*Euryale wraps her arms around Taiyo, then buckles her legs in a melodramatic fashion.*

"Oops!"

*She falls backwards onto the sand, Taiyo on top.*

*Taiyo pulled her legs out from under Euryale and kissed her neck.*

"Silly, Euryale."

*She then proceeded to lick Euryale's neck.*

Tae: <I feel so awkward right now.>

Hawkmon: <I think it's because we all know what's going on at the other side of the island.>

MagnaAngemon: <Dammit, you didn't have to say a s it.>

Allina: <I can sing a song if you guys want.>

Veemon: <No.>

*Awkward silence.*

*The next day, Euryale & Taiyo joined the others. Both had disleveled hair and a fair share of bitemarks on their necks.
Taiyo's wrists had marks that indicated they had been bound.
And to top it all off, Taiyo was wearing the collar she sought after so much.*

"I love love love you so much!"

*Taiyo's hanging off Euryale's arm with a spring in her step.*

"Good morning, everybody!"

B<...I feel unclean.>

A<Try living with them.>

T"(...Try showering with them.)"

*Tae is sitting in between Hitomi and Hawkmon. He yawns.*

Tae: <...Oh, hey there.>

*Allina and Patamon are standing/hovering by the water and Razz and Veemon are sitting by the pond in the cave.*

*The pond is the exact same it was the day before, but with less fish swimming about. Hitomi's petting Salamon who's laying on the ground with her front paws over her ears.*

Salamon:<I could... Hear them.>

*The ocean is the same as it was before on their arrival to the island. Which is to say nothing can be seen for miles.*

E"Jealous, Sallymon?"

Patamon: <My nickname for Sally is a thing now!>

*Allina and Patamon arrive near the group.*

Allina: <Oh, hi Euryale. Hi Taiyo.>

Salamon:<Yes. Of those who don't have as good of hearing.>

E"Aww, cheer up, Sallymon, you'll find someone who loves you some day."

Patamon: <Me! Me! Me! I love her!>

Hawkmon: <I just wanna stick my head in the sand and die.>

Taegan: <I can relate to that. Let's just wait for MetalSeadramon.>

Salamon:<Regardless of wether or not that happens, Digimon can't do what you did two did. Or anything of the sort.>

BlackGabumon:<We don't even know if MetalSeadramon knows where we are. How are we supposed to wait for it?>

Tae: <Good point. Let's lure him out like I suggested. He don't know if he knows where we are, and we know for sure that we don't know where he is, so our only shot is to do as Euryale suggested and find a Taiy--minion--I'm so sorry--of MetalSeadramon's to torture.>

Hawkmon: <We'll need bait.>

Allina: <I know just the right Digimon for the job.>

*She turns and grabs Patamon.*

Allina: <C'mon, you're going for a swim.>

Patamon: <What?! If my wings get wet I won't be able to fly!>

Allina: <Then don't digivolve. Your Rookie wings have no feathers.>

*Tsune looks sideways at Salamon.*

T"I've seen you Digivolve. Your...you know, are bigger than mine. Don't give me that crap."

E"Allina. If Patamon lies around in the water, one of MetalSeadramon's minions will just KILL him."

Salamon:<That's not a hard feat to accomplish. And just because we can appear to be human or close to it doesn't mean we actually breed or anything of the sort. We die, our body breaks down into raw data and we're reborn as a Digi-Egg. If we're lucky we retain some memories of our previous lives and the circle of life continues.>

Taiyo:<Sallymon can turn into a sharky dinosaur thing.>

Salamon:<What are you getting at?>

Taiyo:<You could do some swimming around and maybe a big bad fish monster will come after you and you can lure it out or something.>

Salamon:<There is no part of that plan that I don't hate.>

Allina: <So?>

Patamon: <WHAT.>

Allina: <Relax, I'm just kidding.>

Tae: <Maybe if Betamon is feeling better he can provide assistance. C'mon Salamon, we will all be ready to beat them up before they get so much as a fin on you.>

E"We didn't 'breed' either."

Salamon:<That's because you're incapable of it.>

[Thankfully.]

Salamon:<I'm still in favor of Allina's plan.>

E"That's kind of my point, & also, I don't want kids."

Patamon: <My heart is aching like never before!>

Allina: <You're just a scared kitten. No offense to any puppy/kitty hybrids present.>

Salamon:<It's been decided then. Patamon's being used as bait. I reccomend Allina should also be present.>

Patamon: <Why is Sallymon so awful to me?>

Allina: <So Tylomon and MegaSeadramon? I never realized we had so little aquatic Digimon.>

Tae: <Well, I haven't tried my Digimental but we kinda reached the conclusion the turnout would be a flying Digimon.>

Allina: <Meh.>

E"That makes no sense. How could you possibly know that without trying it?"