Wishes Will Be Corrupted

Posts : 5737 Join date : 2010-11-04

Granted, the ones already participating quit.

I wish FOR WORLD PEACE.

Subject: Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted Fri Aug 12, 2011 6:03 am

Granted, but all life must be exterminated from Earth, first.

I wish for an uncorruptible wish.

Subject: Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted Fri Aug 12, 2011 6:23 am

Granted, but you die from something totally unrelated.

I wish for the power to give people cancer.

Posts : 5737 Join date : 2010-11-04

Granted, you develop a fast progressing cancer and die before being able to use your power against anyone.

I wish this wish isn't corrupted.

Posts : 962 Join date : 2011-05-10 Age : 28

Granted, all your other wishes will be corrupted.

I wish that, instead of a dishwasher, I had a bitchwasher.

Subject: Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted Fri Aug 12, 2011 7:29 am

Granted. It sucks up half the population of the world and explodes, killing the other half.

I wish I knew why when people were sad they immediately seem to turn to sad music.

Subject: Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted Fri Aug 12, 2011 8:19 am

Granted, they then turn to happy music, leaving you as confused as before.

I wish Pluto was on fire.

Posts : 5737 Join date : 2010-11-04

Granted, nothing else will ever be on fire.

I wish for this thread to end.

Posts : 151 Join date : 2011-08-06 Location : Santa Destroy

Granted, but someone else posts.

I don't wish.

Subject: Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted Fri Aug 12, 2011 8:54 am

I wish NEPTUNE WAS ON FIRE!

Posts : 151 Join date : 2011-08-06 Location : Santa Destroy

Granted but Saturn gets jealous

I wish Saturn would stop being so insecure.

Subject: Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted Fri Aug 12, 2011 12:58 pm

Granted, it kills everyone it's jealous of.

I wish Taegan/Loki knew I already did the "world peace=everyone dies" corruption.

Posts : 962 Join date : 2011-05-10 Age : 28

Granted, he recycles it anyway.

I wish Neo would stop masking his love for Canada as hate.

Subject: Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted Fri Aug 12, 2011 5:20 pm

Granted, he starts to actually hate it.

I wish Charron was on fire.

Subject: Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted Fri Aug 12, 2011 5:39 pm

Granted, but as a result you catch fire.

I wish Script would jerking it to fire.

Subject: Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted Fri Aug 12, 2011 5:46 pm

Granted, but I start jerking it to ice instead.

I wish Harley would stop imagining me jerking off.

Subject: Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted Fri Aug 12, 2011 5:54 pm

Granted, instead I imagine you doing things that would make an industrial fetishist think twice.

I wish to make more weird corruptions.

Subject: Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted Fri Aug 12, 2011 6:29 pm

Granted, you realize you're a sick and twisted bastard and shoot yourself.

I wish for more hours in a day.

Subject: Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted Fri Aug 12, 2011 6:40 pm

Granted, hours are now 30 minutes long, and there is no actual increase in the time of the day.

I wish Harley would stop thinking about me sexually.

Posts : 202 Join date : 2011-07-27 Age : 31

Granted, but then you realize your subconscious love for him and you try everything to get him back, yet all your efforts fail.

I wish pecan sandies would rain from the sky.

Subject: Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted Fri Aug 12, 2011 8:11 pm

Granted, they're poison.

I wish...

Posts : 962 Join date : 2011-05-10 Age : 28

I wish for bloodshed.

Subject: Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted Fri Aug 12, 2011 9:42 pm

Granted, I cut your throat & shit in it.

I wish I could get that image out of my head.

Posts : 962 Join date : 2011-05-10 Age : 28

Granted, I put something worse in your head.

I wish I could call Neo and then cuss like crazy at him.

Subject: Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted Fri Aug 12, 2011 9:57 pm

Granted, I hang up & block your number.

I wish you weren't stupid.