Wishes Will Be Corrupted

Granted, he posts to say he quits.

I wish you weren't South American.

Granted, he is Australian.

I wish I wasn't lazy.

Granted, you're ugly.

I wish the highlights in my hair would fade away already.

Granted, you lose your hair.

I wish the Sun wasn't on fire.

Granted, you're on fire-literally.

I wish I was Roger Smith.

The sun isn't on fire, it produces heat through fusion.

Granted, you're killed by Big Fao.

I wish Lilith had some android friends to play with.

Granted, they are incredibly bitchy and talk behind Lilith's back.

I wish the Sun was on fire.

Granted, as the sun now works on combustion, it doesn't work in space, & so everyone dies.

I wish you'd fucking get on MSN & stay there.

Granted, but he doesn't answer any chats..

I wish Perfect Hair Forever would be recognized as an anime.

Granted, the definition of "anime" changes so that Perfect Hair Forever is just as unrecognized as before.

I wish the Sun worked through nuclear fusion, but was still perpetually on fire.

Granted, but some bad shit happens and everyone dies.

I wish you'd stop making wishes related to the sun.

I'm ignoring Harley's last post, because it was stupid:

Granted, the laws of the universe mean nothing, causality is the fevered dream of a madman, bereft of all order, the Universe collapses in a singularity, & everyone suffers a Fate Worse Than Death.

I, too, wish you would stop making wishes about the sun.

Granted, but...

I wish the moon was on fire.

Granted, all life on Earth dies due to tidal imbalance.

I wish you'd shut the fuck up about goddamn fire.

Granted, he starts wishing for ice.

I wish Script would just start a fire already.

Granted, he sets you on fire.

I wish I didn't have a math final tomorrow.

Granted, it was today. And you missed it.

I wish for seventy-two virgins.

Granted, they're all ducks from GA.

I wish you were dead.

Granted, he then becomes undead.

I wish SPACE WAS ON FIRE!

Granted, once again, the universe collapses into a singularity.

I wish you would stop posting in this topic.

Granted, but he stops posting in all topics.

I wish for more movies about swamp monsters.

Granted, I fuck off for a week.

In related news, I've got a 3 day drive coming up soon, plus getting situated into college.

I wish San Francisco wasn't a 3 day drive.

Granted, but it's still an incredibly homosexual city. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

I wish for more Seinfeld re-runs.

Granted, it will be the only thing showed at all tv channels you got.

What I wish? Hmm... I wish more people would participate in the God is Dead rp.

GRANTED. I refuse to corrupt it.

I wish More people participated in the GiD RP.