Wishes Will Be Corrupted

Posts : 962 Join date : 2011-05-10 Age : 28

Granted, you're still stupid.

I wish someone else would grant my wishes.

Posts : 151 Join date : 2011-08-06 Location : Santa Destroy

Granted but now ~~I'm smarter then everyone and insufferably annoying~~

I wish I was a r0b0T

Posts : 962 Join date : 2011-05-10 Age : 28

Granted, your OS is Windows Vista. Which means you suck.

I wish I was the main character of this story.

Subject: Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted Fri Aug 12, 2011 10:20 pm

Granted, you're now Vaan. Enjoying being overshadowed by the supporting characters.

I wish Vaan would die.

Posts : 962 Join date : 2011-05-10 Age : 28

Granted, someone even worse comes along to replace him.

I wish I was Ichigo.

Subject: Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted Fri Aug 12, 2011 10:25 pm

Granted, no one bothers to heal you ever.

I wish KF would stop projecting.

Posts : 962 Join date : 2011-05-10 Age : 28

Granted, someone else starts projecting.

I wish...
I wish for a better filler arc.

Subject: Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted Fri Aug 12, 2011 10:31 pm

Granted, it's better than the rest of the storyline.

I wish filler arcs weren't almost always crap.

Subject: Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted Fri Aug 12, 2011 10:34 pm

Granted, but you're still acting like BM.

I wish you wouldn't complain about shit you know nothing about.

Posts : 962 Join date : 2011-05-10 Age : 28

Granted, he doesn't complain at all. Which might be a bad thing.

I wish I wasn't nocturnal.

Posts : 151 Join date : 2011-08-06 Location : Santa Destroy

Granted, but you are now a r0b0T

I wish I was the last poster.

Posts : 962 Join date : 2011-05-10 Age : 28

Granted, but then you are the newest member as well, and therefore have a very low post count.

I wish I was a Black Mage.

Posts : 151 Join date : 2011-08-06 Location : Santa Destroy

Not granted.

Subject: Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted Sat Aug 13, 2011 3:46 pm

kisukeFan_4337 wrote:: I wish I was a Black Mage.

Granted, but accidently you blow off your little toe as you try out some awesome move and bleeds to death.

I wish Neo and Harley was just two minds in the same body.

Posts : 962 Join date : 2011-05-10 Age : 28

Granted, granted, GRANTED!
The minds disagree and something terrible happens.

I wish for the resurrection of all the dead Espada.

Subject: Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted Sat Aug 13, 2011 4:16 pm

Granted, you are now reading Naruto.

I wish Naruto didn't suck.

Subject: Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted Sat Aug 13, 2011 4:56 pm

Granted, Sasuke dies off-screen and it's never spoken of again.

I wish that was a corruption.

Subject: Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted Sat Aug 13, 2011 5:02 pm

Granted, Sasuke actually got a lot of development prior to his death, so now his death was really shitty & you burn the world because Naruto had a bad ending.

I wish Orochimaru would come back.

Subject: Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted Sat Aug 13, 2011 5:04 pm

Granted, but he stays shitty.

I wish Naruto villains didn't suck.

Subject: Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted Sat Aug 13, 2011 5:22 pm

Granted, we go back to the days when Orochimaru was the only villain.

I wish that was a corruption.

Posts : 962 Join date : 2011-05-10 Age : 28

Granted, that is the only corruption.

I wish we could wish wishes that wouldn't get corrupted.

Subject: Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted Sat Aug 13, 2011 7:57 pm

Granted, the thread dies.

I wish the thread was on fire.

Subject: Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted Sat Aug 13, 2011 8:08 pm

Granted, I lock the thread.