Wishes Will Be Corrupted

Granted, but you are forever stuck in midnight.

I wish the sun didnt give cancer.

Granted, the sun gives AIDS.

I wish I had angel wings.

Granted, but they are made from steel so you can't actually fly.

I wish you would be less lazy.

(You must not read X-Men)

Granted, I spend more time doing productive things and less time online.

I wish you weren't a nazi.

Granted, he's a fascist.

I wish you were dead.

Granted, but then I'd have to send you to your death as well.

I wish ByakuyaMayuri never existed.

Granted, but ByakuyaChad is canonized.

I wish that we could have a MLP RP.

Granted, but nobody joins it.

I wish Neo was a gurl. As in "girl". As in female.

Granted, but he still sucks.

I wish your avatar wasn't angsty Cloud.

Granted, it becomes a Gluttony with a love heart around him.

I wish Neo wasn't always online when I'm not here, then leave when I get here.

Granted, but then he'd bug you-a lot.

I wish I had a Death Note.

Granted, Light kills you and takes it.

I wish I was the richest person in history.

Granted, but the IRS comes knocking on your door and seize all your assets and you go to jail for several years of tax evasion.

I wish I could turn invisible without the side effect of going blind.

Granted, you only lose 99% of your vision.

I wish I could fly.

Granted, but you don't know how to land.

I wish everything was within walking distance.

Granted, but you can't walk.

I wish I could read minds.
And Loki, come online about 6 hours from now, and I'll be on MSN, probably.

Granted, but you go mad from the things you find out and have to be heavily medicated and institutionalized.

I wish I had money.

Granted, but the government takes all of it.

I wish people would use the chatbox.

(Damn, ninja'd)
Harley:Granted, but you're killed and the money is stolen.


PK: Granted, but then nobody would post.



I wish I had blue hair like Rei Ayanami.

Granted, it's a symptom of inoperable brain cancer.

I wish I knew what you all thought about adding an "undo the corruption" portion.

Granted, we hate it.

I wish I could live forever.

Granted, you also age forever.

I wish this filler arc would end, already.

Granted, but another one begins.

I wish I was incapable of growing facial hair.

Granted, you lose the ability to grow new skin.

I wish your corruptions/wishes were less obvious.

Granted, you can't come up with good corruptions.

I wish I was a shinigami-the Bleach kind, not the Death Note kind.