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Lavender Brown, get it right, dude!

I don't care, & neither do the movies. Did you notice she turned from African to Caucasian at some point? I sure as Hell didn't!

I'm pretty sure it was Alicia Spinnet who magically switched races. Lavender did, however, go through about 5 different actresses. Hannah Abbot married Neville. I win. I win all the Harry Potter trivias.

Only no one really cares.

It matters to me. The pride of a thousand raging Scottish armies including Mel Gibson burns within my heart.

Interesting. I thought Luna and Neville got together. Oh well, the Harry Potter craze ended for me after the final credits rolled. I'm not even very interested in a HP role play I'm in. Trying to find the next thing to craze about. Hunger Games is sufficing for now.

A Song of Fire and Ice. Fuck all of those pussy ass pre-teen Twilight shit. Read real fantasy. The show based on it, Game of Thrones is also REALLY FUCKING GOOD!

I've all ready read the Hunger Games trilogy and am looking for a new book series. James Patterson's Witch & Wizard series is sitting on my shelf, but I'm probably gonna set it aside for now and pick up that very lovely series.

I'm a huge Game of Thrones fan. Try to get everyone I know to watch its awesomeness and once they do, they're hooked too.

The Night Angel Trilogy isn't that bad, if you want some dark fantasy minus the predictable elves and dwarves.

I haven't read James Patterson's new series, but I did read Maximum Ride, and that sucked. I wanted everyone to just die. Even the dog. I wanted the DOG to die.

On another note, if you haven't read The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo yet, that book was awesome. As were its sequels.

I agree with Potter on that last part. The movie wasn't too bad either; the foreign one, and the American one.

Script-Z wrote:

A Song of Fire and Ice. Fuck all of those pussy ass pre-teen Twilight shit. Read real fantasy. The show based on it, Game of Thrones is also REALLY FUCKING GOOD!

You know the Twilight & Harry Potter fans are like mortal enemies, right?

The last "real fantasy" I read was Lord of the Rings & it was crap.

You heard me. Lord of the Rings was crap. It spent like 5 fucking chapters describing a goddamn MOUNTAIN. Not even an interesting mountain. You want to know what this mountain looked like? It was gray & craggy. There! I just spared you FIVE chapters of THAT!

I'm not a fan of Tolkien for that reason. Dude just fucking drags on, and on, and on. The movies did him a big credit.

Neo Bahamut wrote:

The last "real fantasy" I read was Lord of the Rings & it was crap.
I read was Lord of the Rings & it was crap.
I read was Lord of the Rings & it was crap.
it was crap.

By God I will end you.

I'm right & you bloody know it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aSB03lr69iU

It's about the movies, but I don't care.

The video was funny but i'll still obliterate you if you think what he said was true.

The movies were Amazing (especially the extended editions) and the books... well, they weren't the *best*, but they were pretty good. Also, the book "The Hobbit" was actually freaking awesome too. You WON'T tell me otherwise.

The Hell I won't. The whole story is a weak-ass handwave to justify walking to this volcano, & it doesn't even make SENSE.

If this ring tries its damnedest to get back to Captain Eyeball, then why did it spend years in a cave with Gollum?

And why didn't they fly again? Because he'd know whey were coming? You know what he should have done? Calculated the time it would take to walk to Mordor & then position his whole fucking army right on the inside of the mountains, ready to go, "Hey guys. 'Sup?" the second the homosexual midgets got through.

But they did bring their army to their gates and go, "Hey guys. 'Sup?" the second the gay hobbits got through.

I am trying to troll Loki here.

Oh, then by all means, go right ahead.

If you see the LOTR movies before reading the books, then the books seem like a big letdown. If you read the books before seeing the movies, you understand absolutely nothing. However, if you read Twilight, every piece of literature imaginable seems one hundred times greater in comparison. Including LOTR.

EDIT: Not including Maximum Ride.

Moral of the story, don't read Twilight, and learn to judge books based on their worth, now how good is stacks up against shitty books.

Twilight is a blessing, as it's helped me realize how much more I could suck at writing.

Moral of the story, read shitty books, they boost your confidence.

No. That is a shitty moral.

Fuck you, I live by that law. Also, my morals are awesome.