Wishes Will Be Corrupted

Granted, but you just... trip down the stairs. (I wasn't talking about you, either.)

I wish Kamelot and Alestorm would tour together in Australia.

Granted, but their plane crashes at the airport.

I wish Metallica would stop being crap.

Granted, but then Slipknot murders all of them and rallies more followers than Hitler, taking over the world completely.

I wish Bring Me The Horizon all crashed there cars into Asking Alexandria's tour bus simultaneously, causing lots of shit to explode and deaths to occur.

Granted. Slipknot is caught in the explosion and nothing of value was lost.

I wish I could corrupt wishes.

Granted, the corruptions offend us so much that we form an angry mob & kill you.

I wish I could make wishes.

Granted, but they're so damn lame we form an angry mob & kill you.

I wish that corruption wasn't at all copied.

Granted, the one you made was shit, so we formed an angry mob & killed you.

I wish that corruption would stop happening.

Granted, the thread dies.

I wish for world peace.

Granted, the earth is destroyed.

I wish you'd fucking get on MSN & stay there.

Granted, he dies while on MSN, and for some stupid reason you are considered a witness.

I wish I had more cheesecake in the fridge.

Granted, fatass.

I wish I had more complete RP ideas.

Granted, but like the previous RP ideas you forget about them.

I wish you didn't have alzheimer's.

I don't forget about them, fool.

Granted, but--what.

I wish you two weren't dumb.

I wish you wouldn't lump me in with Taeshit.

Granted, but he instead lumps you with Brian Peppers.

I wish that the moon jelly would ferment in the southern apple juice factory of Halifax.

Granted, but you're in the apple juice factory.

I wish people stopped feeling my abs.

Granted, they punch you in the stomach instead.

I wish I had some poridge.

Granted, you're about to be eaten by the three bears.

I wish my cell phone had a longer battery life.

Granted, but you openly wish for Michel Caine to over you a blowjob.

I wish Script hadn't posted in ONE THING today, and it wasn't even GiD.

Granted, he fucks off for a week.

I wish it would rain.

Granted, you have to take care of the world's animals on a boat.

I wish I had All Your Powers Combined.

Granted, you're now a hermit.

I wish I had a duck.

Granted, it bites your head off.

I wish Tony would post.