The War of Paradigm City

Mirror Zero uses its thrusters to more or less jump dodge the fist, and comes down with another stab at the Megadeus' head.

*Mostly, it just smacks its head off the ceiling & gets punched in the crotch, a crack appearing in the cockpit. It does manage to cut the wounded arm off, though. Meanwhile, Rozenkreuz fires one of its lasers at Kanrei Tsuki's rifle & Rozengeist collapses the ground around Gelu with its jackhammer hand.*

*Gelu Chalybs fires its assualt rifle at the shoulder Rozengeists jackhammer hand is attached to, deploying its treads to make getting out of the collapsed ground easier. Kanrei Tsuki strafes and fires at Rozekruez.*

Zell thrusters back, and strafes towards the side without an arm, then forward again, hoping to stab the megadeus in the neck.

*Rozenkreuz swings the laser to follow Kanrei while Rozengeist jumps on Gelu. The spider Megadeus begins walking back over as Basilisk counters the unnamed Megadeus's electric shield by cancelling it with one of its own.*

I'm assuming this makes it easier for Mirror Zero stab the megadeus in the neck.

*Gelu Chalybs fires a wrist-mounted machine gun into Rozengeist's stomach region. Kanrei Tsuki continues strafing then runs in the direction Gelu Chalybs to shield itself with it.*

*The electricity-shooting Megadeus roars, sparks emerging from its neck. It grabs Mirror Zero's arms & starts pumping electricity into the Megadeus, some of which Basilisk siphons off. In return, its head is doused with acid from the spider Megadeus. Rozengeist counters by opening its machinegun ports & firing into its body. Rozenkreuz jumps over the 2 lovedeuses, aiming to stab Kanrei through with one of its lasers.*

Mirror Zero shoots a volley of lasers directly into the Megadeus' face.

*Gelu Chalybs fires a needle point-blank at Rozengeist's chest. Kanrei Tsuki stops running and fires at Rozenkruez, barrier activating.*

*The electricity-shooting Megadeus finally ceases to function, crashing back on the wall & tearing a hole through it. An eye opens on the spider Megadeus's leg, shooting a laser at it. Basilisk tries to twist around a leg, but it raises it. Rozengeist, now sporting a hole in the chest, grabs the crack made by the chainsaw & starts to pull it apart. Rozenkreuz fires its lasers, which impact Kanrei's barrier & push the whole damn thing through a wall. Naturally, the roof starts to sag.*

*Gelu Chalybs begins to push against Rozengeist, firing its machine guns in the process. Kanrei Tsuki continues firing on Rozenkruez.*

Mirror Zero tries to stab the spiderdeus' leg-eye thing.

*Rozengeist charges its eye lazahs. The Spiderdeus jumps onto Mirror Zero's chest with its remaining legs & starts pumping acid into it. Basilisk rears up & starts drilling into its body while Rozenkreuz kicks the ceiling, causing it to partially collapse, forming a wall between itself & Kanrei.*

Mirror Zero puts away the sword, digs its hands into the spiderdeus' chest, and tries to rip that bitch in half.

*Gelu Chalybs fires a needle right in Rozengeist's face. Kanrei Tsuki moves away from the wall, rifle raised.*

*Rozengeist falls off with a broken face plate. After the spiderdeus is ripped in half, Basilisk rams Gelu in the back. Rozenkreuz waits until its sensors detect the barrier has gone down. Then the damn lightning Megadeus gets up & starts punching random walls.*

*Gelu Chalybs rockets deploy pushing it away from Basilisk as well as charging into Rozengeist.*

{I can't help but think this is going badly.}

*Kanrei Tsuki fires at the Megadeus should it or its fist be in view.*

Mirror Zero's sword swings back out as the megadeus uses its thrusters to dash towards lightningdouche's back. Once in range, Mirror Zero slices diagonally, aiming to cleave the megadeus in two.

*Rozenkreuz shoots the laser through the wall, which flies towards Kanrei's neck. Rozengeist catches Gelu & takes a step back, while Basilisk slithers up behind it. Lightningdouche falls to pieces. Literally.*

*Kanrei Tsuki strafes from the lasers path, firing at Rozenkruez. Meanwhile, Gelu Chalybs continues its charge at Rozengeist till' the rckets run out of fuel then proceeds to fire one wrist mounted machine gun and its assualt rifle.*

Mirror Zero sends a volley of lasers at Rozen... the bad guy.

*Kanrei hits a wall & Rozenkreuz slashes at it. After being pelted with lasers, it uses its other wrist-laser-blade to slice through the roof, causing it to cave in on Mirror. Basilisk opens up its head & fires its laser into Gelu's back.*

Mirror Zero uses its thrusters to dash out of the way of the falling rocks, putting its arms above the cockpit and above its head to keep them safe from stray rocks.

*Kanrei Tsuki continues firing, moving away from the wall. Gelu Chalybs begins turning around, firing a needle at Basilisk when it does so.*