Wishes Will Be Corrupted

Granted, you regret it.

I wish I couldn't grow facial hair.

Granted, you no longer have a face.

I wish I could not sleep and not suffer any negative side-effects.

Granted, but your lack of dreaming causes you to lose all emotion.

I wish you two would admit your love for each other already.

Granted, their displays of love on the board cause you to question your own sexuality and you wind up becoming part of some weird forum based threesome.

I wish people would post in shit.

Granted, but it's just two people exchanges that go on for several pages.

I wish crap like that wouldn't happen.

Not granted, just fucking read a bit and continue where you left off.

I wish people wouldn't complain about weird, non-problematic things.

Dude, it's spam.

No it isn't. It is RPing. If it doesn't concern you then don't read it, find out where your character fits in, and post.

Six pages of two characters shooting the breeze horribly complicates things. Mostly because it's six pages of nothing.

Yeah, that's spam. It is especially spam when they don't want to do anything else that the RP is actually for. Because it wasn't a Slice of Life RP, it was a PVP one, then when they fucked that up, it was a Plot-Driven One.

Their posts had no business being there. It was horribly messing up everyone else's posting, & they weren't waiting for anyone else.

6 pages of nothing terribly important.
Plot driven post comes along.
Get back into the plot.

See, it works like that. The six pages mean nothing so long as they get back on task when directed to do so. If they don't then it is the RPers fault, not the six pages of randomness.

Not going to pretend I know which RP you're talking about, but if it was just an RP like BRP I'm with Script.

Ummm...I wish....
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Fuck this.

I wish that everyone, myself included, had just kept the fucking thread going.

Granted, the thread is shit.

I wish lightning didn't take down my internet.

Granted, it causes your house to catch fire.

I wish I could control lightning to burn Script's house down whenever I please.

Granted, the power consumes you and you die.

I wish Harley didn't want to harm me like some kind of weirdo.

Granted, Neon is back to wanting to harm you like some kind of weirdo.

I wish I could harm someone like some kind of weirdo.

Script:Granted, lightening took YOU down instead.
Harley: Granted, but then you'd be an even bigger ass.
I wish Sebastian Michaelis was mine.

Granted, you now have to explain to people you're dating a character who doesn't exist in the real world.

I wish no one wanted to harm anyone.

Granted, they all want to be all kissy-kissy and yucky.

I wish Soifon WOULD DIE ALREADY!

Granted, but then Script becomes a total bitch about it.

I wish Takari was an official couple.

Granted, she dies saving Yoruichi, who then confesses her love for her. She dies in her arms as the share one last, teary eyed kiss.

I wish everyone was all kissy-kissy.

Edit. Harley ninja'd me. I don't feel like changing my post since I don't know what he is talking about.

Granted, it rapes your mother instead.

I wish people posted in GiD More.

Granted, I begin to post the way I do in the other RPs.

I wish people understood production possibilities.